Anonymous
Cochrane, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
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myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
ilovesocks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
sickened
Gateshead, United Kingdom
Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
scarredforlife
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
PentiumBawls8
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML
gross
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Cheers, asshat
Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
totallyembarassed
Charlotte, United States
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
rxcrs3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
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lancesky 7
'Come on, it's a bargain! Only one previous owner!'
KiwiKitten 2
Hey he's gotta make money somehow!
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Comments (192)
bethanieholt 2
How else do you expect him to get off the streets? :D
kjb1234 5
You can't blame a guy for trying, right?
SystemofaBlink41 27
So the guy's getting some, huh?
Ncbaby2012_fml 3
At least someone was being safe
0_0ha 13
Too bad it is too small to fit on me.....
THE_A_TEEN 28
"Oh yeah, Mah Dick is too big for thiz condom. Every1 bow down to Mr. Big-Dick. Im irresistible,." This is what I deciphered from your comment. No one wants to know the size of your penis, bro.
rob32801 8
I wanna know how big his dick is
stfuNOWplease 6
Too bad it is too big on me... «--- no penis Lol
Dracoboxer357 36
119- You know who has a really big penis? The guys that don't care to mention it because they already know they do. And considering you can buy condoms that'll fit a horse (Trojan Maximums will give you that extra girth!), I think I'll call bullshit, friend. :) 129- Lmao! New favourite comment of the week goes to....;) 137- Don't ask, you may be in for a Big disappointment. ;) 145- Compared to 119, I still get the impression you're not far behind him for size, no penis considered. ;)
sarahrocrocrocks 5
Did you buy it? ;]
patrickalamo 48
No Glove No Love
rcgirl2 11
Just give him some money and tell him to keep the "magic glove".
retrorewind 13
bet you can't find "that" on Ebay
Dracoboxer357 36
127- I have ten bucks that says you can. :)
cd8919 12
but the gift of life is magic