Anonymous
Cochrane, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
ilovesocks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
sickened
Gateshead, United Kingdom
Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
scarredforlife
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
PentiumBawls8
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML
gross
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Cheers, asshat
Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
totallyembarassed
Charlotte, United States
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
rxcrs3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
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lancesky 7
'Come on, it's a bargain! Only one previous owner!'
KiwiKitten 2
Hey he's gotta make money somehow!
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AlexBblah 10
It had left over magic in there, lol That's really gross though
rammy125 4
How much?
dude1122332 9
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dude1122332 9
It* sorry.
ohwellwhyme 2
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nevershoutkendal_fml 11
So many homeless posts...maybe he was kidding, OP. He could have been trying to get a chuckle out of you. There are some funny homeless people. I just REALLY hope he was kidding more than anything.
gracehi 33
Possible, but highly unlikely. Homeless people are homeless for a reason, and often the reason is insanity, and it sounds like that is the case here. It is very optimistic of you to hope otherwise.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I volunteered at a shelter and I asked a few of the people what event caused them to be homeless. A few said house fires, eviction, runaways, etc. A lot of them did say things like drugs, alcohol, and mental problems. You're right, but in this case I found the situation really odd; a little too odd for him to be serious. He very well might be serious. O.O
fordman22 0
Are you homeless?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
131- Erm, no.
fordman22 0
I bet you are. Do you buy used comderms?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Comderms? I don't buy condoms at all. I shouldn't have to. I'm only fourteen.
TheVelocirabbit 10
That explains everything.
jdyo3 5
Especially her baby
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
That fact that I'm fourteen shouldn't correlate to anything. I'm just as competent as anyone else. And...my baby?
ravemasterroxas 9
Oh my god just ignore them, they're idiots.
FML_Master2133 6
If you have nothing, you'd do anything to get money.
FML_Master2133 6
For most homeless people, they are either crazy because they are homeless or homeless because they're crazy. They can be good sometimes though.
ebonyirony 29
Or war vets
FML_Master2133 6
27- war vets get paid when they retire still... I'm confused at your comment...
gracehi 33
27 & 31 Not all war vets remain in the military long enough (20+ years) to retire. However, there are both publicly funded and non-profit organizations to help war vets in desperate situations to prevent them from becoming homeless. If a war vet is homeless, he likely has one of the many problems that leads to homelessness and prevents him from using such resources, such as insanity or drug addiction.
inkedav 8
Christ.. / Check out snapple./ wish I had 84s phone number when I needed a random fact.
darkangel752 2
*gag* that is wrong on so many levels
Mama_Umbridge 8
Hey, it could have been a Fing-longer. Those things are pretty useful.
lexa1love 16
That episode is on comedy central right now :)
skulskinator 5
That really gross. Nuf said
Rapide100 6
How the **** is this related to you bitch?
THE_A_TEEN 28
A lot since you cared enough to post a comment, bitch.
richkief76 5
Haha! Whats with all the recent fmls about hobos trying to sell things???
CoriBaby 5
did you buy it?