Anonymous
Cochrane, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
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myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
ilovesocks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
sickened
Gateshead, United Kingdom
Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
scarredforlife
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
PentiumBawls8
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML
gross
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Cheers, asshat
Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
totallyembarassed
Charlotte, United States
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
rxcrs3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
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lancesky 7
'Come on, it's a bargain! Only one previous owner!'
KiwiKitten 2
Hey he's gotta make money somehow!
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Comments (192)
Calyx_fml 22
Did it have magic crusted Santorum on it?
gracehi 33
Just no...
Gtroll 4
Just pork.
WajdiSmirat 12
What does this have to do with your life?
Tempest559 12
Is it still for sale?
Marissa1586 18
hopefully ultra thin
madsaboutyou 6
At least he wasn't trying to eat your face? There are much worse scenarios.
aFreedom127 9
Give him $10 for it and he'll never leave.
leannez 21
At least he was offering something instead of just asking for money?
Dracoboxer357 36
^ True, he is just retailing his wares, it's not like anyone is obliged to purchase them. ;P
Dracoboxer357 36
Well, that's fairly disgusting, but to put your fml in perspective, He's the one that's resorted to having to Sell someone else's used condom, not you. Sorry Op, that's neither fyl nor ydi to me.
gracehi 33
Who says it was someone else's condom? *BLECK!*
Dracoboxer357 36
91- Oh, I'm sorry. That makes it infinitely better, does it? ;) I thought it unlikely if he was homeless that he'd waste money on condoms that he'd find difficult to use in the first place. If he just wanted to "rub one out", what would he need condoms for anyways? He's homeless And sexy enough to get laid often, but still can't get a place to sleep? I would think, odds are pretty good it's not his. :)
gracehi 33
Homeless women need love too, ya know. ;)
Dracoboxer357 36
102- Lol, okay, fair enough, you got me there. ;)
TheIchiban 11
If you were a homeless man, you would buy it, don't deny it.
SevenMillionTons 4
They say "no glove, no love." Maybe you looked lonely to him. And one finger is better than no fingers.