Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, I was excited about my new fitness tracker that I decided to go for a run to test it out. Midway through, I looked down and realized I'd forgot to turn it on. FML
Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
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fxdxhk90 0
Next time, use a belt clip.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Wow. Bragging on fmylife.com. You're so ******* cool.
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fxdxhk90 0
Next time, use a belt clip.
NycBrooklynBoy_fml 0
or get sweats with zippers. i have them :]
tgd4444 9
yes, and the belt clip is especially more important in the netherlands, where there are canals and bridges and rivers every 3 meters!
GR3453m0nk3y 4
whenever im running i just hold onto my phone (and ipod) its doesnt intrude on your running at all
Manon_fml 2
# 40 That's just not true. Stereotyping much?
lolzforfun228 3
56, maybe he lives there so he would know?
stephanieeDawnx 0
^ actually, 56 lives there. So he/she would know.
McA513M 0
Aww, that sucks! I hope you didn't have anything too important on your mobile!! :)
divineinstrument 2
I'm a thread-jacking whorefuck. That said, that's really unlucky OP. Still, hopefully next time you'll know to wear stuff with zipped pockets when you're doing stuff like this.
fawkes_reborn 0
why would you need your cell phone for a run? you would have survived 20 minutes without it..
lmmmr 0
Who runs for 20 minutes? And I bring mine with me in case of an emergency. Perhaps I am paranoid.
missmeliss0309 0
if u run for twenty minutes, thats not gonna help you lose weight.
game_over_fml 0
if you do it everyday for about 2 months it really does a lot. Thats how everyone starts, no one is born as fast as me(Like a 16:32 5K BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!)
fili450r 0
ha, you said fast, and then talked about a long distants race.... 49.3 second 400m dash...
game_over_fml 0
do you even know how fast my time is, thats national times. that was my average time. how about 800 in 1:55. does that compute?
manoverboard 0
Shoooowofff.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Wow. Bragging on fmylife.com. You're so ******* cool.
paks7 0
so on this website....we all jump on people for being fat and not exercising... and now when somebody actually is trying to better their life-we still attack them...
game_over_fml 0
yeah, sad sad sad little people
Dinglenuts 0
Go **** yourself. Nobody really gives a damn, **** monkey.
Kyothine 0
lol, #46, you're a retard.
divineinstrument 2
Rule#1 of fmylife.com: Attack people no matter who they are or what they like! But yeah, well done game_over, those do sound like decent times (ease up on the bragging though). And I go for 20-30 minute runs. I'm extremely unfit, and I go quite fast, so it does have health benefits.
b182link 0
haha they attack people for having to much muscle, saying well you have no life if you excercise.. um okay? lol
jbizzle2688 6
WOW... Everybody is asking why you would need your phone on a run and nobody mentioned music. that is the only reason i would take mine.
Dlzq 22
#101 Exactly, I always bring my phone. Not just for music, but also to control the time I run and walk since I don't have a watch..
Autistic_Slut 9
perhaps he was listening to music, lots of people do that
Glam_fml 0
That really sucks, but why take your phone on a run anyway? I'm torn between FYL and YDI.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Click both! hahaha
soccer4eva 0
I take my phone on runs to time myself. Plus, what if something happens? I could call or be called.
abbylovesdahlia 0
Be smart it says, to keep fit, not to lose a ton of fat... think about it you jack asses!
pjunior89 0
epic fail
americayay 0
So clearly you knew that something COULD happen to it were you to take it with you on a run without securring it better, otherwise, why run around the house first? And you took it anyway.
curryndricegirll 0
I think when she was testing it, it shifted out to the edge of her pocket and the running is what finally let it loose. Anyway, I take my cell phone for emergencies...like in case I lock myself out of the house, I encounter someone along the way, etc.
xHaniffax 0
That's just the way the world works shit MUST happen or we cannot maintain the perfect balance of tranquility in universe.
moriah 0
You obviously figured it wasn't a good idea... Try pockets.
divesh777 0
which cell phone? I hope its not an iPhone.....I respect them a lot!