Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
Gamba streams ruin lives
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Respect the dead
Today, my idiot stepdaughter wadded up my dead grandma’s quilt instead of folding it neatly after using it. When I asked how she would feel if I wadded up her dead mom’s blanket, she replied that she wouldn’t care, at all. She then had the audacity to ask me to explain what she did wrong. FML
Mix up
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Love is blind
Today, my mom disowned me and forced me to move out because I didn’t have a crying heartbroken meltdown at the death of my stepfather. She knows I hated the man's guts since the first time he slapped her, so my not caring about his death shouldn't have surprised her. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
Smooth delivery
Today, I was found out when I was a baby, I was abandoned in a dumpster. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
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VeryNice329 0
wow. I'm sorry. that was a rude thing to do. tell her she's an eye sore.
Monikabug 9
That is so sad! Your step-mother should have told you that she was going to get rid of it before she just threw it away. That way you could have had a chance to hold on to it, even if you had to put it in your closet or somewhere. Your step-mom is a bitch for not understanding why you would hold such fond memories and feelings with that blanket, and I am sure your relationship with her will never quite be the same. So sorry, OP. FYL!
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Comments (428)
yaikwhed 6
crap
kydude 0
I'm sorry for your loss.
adriana012 0
Something i CANNOT stand is when my parents go through my stuff and just take the right to throw out whatever they want. That's really sad, OP. FYL.
SelfGenocide 0
this happened to me.
cgysoccerfreak 0
kill you step mom
ReyEr9412 0
If it's that important then go through the trash and get it. If today wa garbage day for the OP, than FYL.
TapeMan_3000 0
why would this guy deserve it?!? who could say that?
chromeLegend 0
That's a true FML. I'm sorry OP.
VanessaVander 2
ur step mom's a bitch
ashlieghhmarie21 0
I hate step moms they are emotionally abusive bitches!!
woofis 0
out of the misshaps, you'd think parents would have learned their lesson. if your kid has not thrown it out already, they probably have some use of it and it's a sign to NOT THROW IT OUT
taussie 0
that lady is ****** bitch
MrTeabag420 0
dude i feel so bad. :(
Metzler31 17
I come on fml to laugh, but this just made me sad :(
nessimonster 0
your step mom hates you
ilovechocochipz 0
thas insanley mean. i would be crying, but i hope you stayed strong.
gotpromise 0
107- agreed. FYL OP, FYL!
mn_mpls 0
take something that means a lot to her and throw it away or ruin it. tell her it was an eyesore. cough*car*cough
theswag 0
my thoughts exactly.
SoCalBro 0
******* step mothers
XYZzzzzzzz 0
i still have my "blankies" as i call them. i will keep them until there is but one fiber left, and keep that too. hah!
iplaymw2 0
i hate mean parents..my freinds mom wouldnt let him go to his soon to be sisters baby shower just becsuse she is a dick to his dad
MetroidSlayer01 8
wow, after having just read an FML about some chick who broke up with a guy mid-flight, I had almost giving up on FML. God bless you, op, for restoring my faith that people really can post real stories that are really ******. I salute you. fyl!
dgv 13
kill the bitch!!!
Tripout 0
I agree with 174. That fml was well.....I'll leave everyone else to finish my sentence.
DavidCooksAngel 0
awe, so sorry. some say that revenge is sweet. maybe take something she treasures and toss in the trash.
pyrotekk66 0
k
Betz 10
show your stepmom what a sore eye feels like.
relyo 0
That sux. FYL.
sc95060sc 0
poor baby
tehamericanboy94 0
Shotgun your step mom = do it.
DavidCooksAngel 0
Today, I went to prison. For what, you ask? for shooting my step mom in the head. because everyone from fml told me to. fml
samham12345 3
ur life sux...
nickernutz 0
treat her the way she treated your prized possesion and throw her ass out.
Pink_Butterflies 0
Find a new blanket and smother her with it. Profit.
icychill67 1
lol thats what I was gonna to say
happyhak 5
Wow...your stepmom is such a bitch! Blank/beat her! That is so wrong! Im sorry for your loss :( *hands OP sniper rifle* You may need this! Best used on stupid cold-hearted bitches! :)
Boots1017 0
yea NOT ok. thats a bad look. that chic needs to be out scouring the world looking for it. by her choice or not! ohh no she didn't!!!
NatzSwifey 0
I'm a stepmum and I love my stepson more than anything in this world and I couldn't possibly love him anymore if I gave birth to him myself. He lives with his mum during the week and I live for the weekends when he stays with me and my husband. Nothing makes me happier than waking up to his cuddles. Screw you for generalizing that all stepmums are evil.
sjisje 0
Well I'm very cold hearted but I still vot FYL
TempestJones 0
@NatzSwifey: I am in the same boat as you with 3 stepdaughters. Not all stepmoms are evil bitches. Hell my stepdaughters want to live with us, and all call me mom and say they can't stand their biological mother. It's not because I spoil them either. I am the main punisher and rule maker in our house. It's because I love them. So on that note I have to wonder if the stepmom even knew the blanket had that significance?
GrizzlyLover93 0
hey 234, not all step moms are bad it's that some(this fml being a prime example) are. and that's where the general consensus comes from. my dad remarried to a really nice woman.....then unfortunately things didn't work out so now she's gone(moved out, not dead) I do see what you're saying and I agree not ALL step moms are bad
GrizzlyLover93 0
ouch, that really blows... sorry dude
GrizzlyLover93 0
that^ was for 13 SelfGenocide
Sunset_Taco 0
this makes me want to cry. that bitch. I am so sorry.
Sunset_Taco 0
I mean like, wow. that must be emotianallh distressing. Shun the bitch. destroy her stuff, pour boiling water on her "eyesore" of a face. That territorial bitch. probably wants to eliminate every last trace of your birth mother from your life.
laneykinsx 0
my thoughts exactly. OP- if it means that much, ontop of revenge, talk to you step mother AND father about it together. make her feel like shit
fawfulster 11
Sooner or later those kids will throw out their stuff and clean their rooms. If not, it's a bad parenting sign.
crazycornn 0
harvest your stepmoms organs, burn them, get high on the fumes, then throw her corpse out. or something along those lines. but srsly don't put up with that shit.
smellyoldlady 0
how bout u use an iron on her face
sparkz2010 0
if she new wat a bitch
firecopy 6
dump all the trash in the stepmoms room and look for the blanket.
meploLol 0
@17 I second that motion, my stepdad does the same shit to me step parents suck ass! well... 90% I like my soon to be step mum
redracer12 0
OP?
MetroidSlayer01 8
lmao! battle of the steps
aquasnow39 0
Yes, that really sux. FYL.
caelun 0
I broke my parents up from an out burst at my step mum by calling her a bitch =/ my dad is now a happier person
xXKingHPXx 0
even though she didn't know, thts cruel... I feel sorry for u :(
hwkfan1 10
up mommas an eyesore
Saiiyko 0
#128. I agree completely. my stepmom threw a couple of things out that had a lot of meaning to me. I wanted to so badly go through her stuff and throw out her sh*t. I didn't but thinkig back on it I should have. I have a blanket that i've had since I was 2. it was my uncles and he passed away when I was 5. everyone knows not to mess with it. and if anyoe ever tries to do anything to it I would throw out everything that meant anything to them. no joke. btw I'm 20. so I've had it for a long while now. I feel for you OP. I'm very sorry that happened to you. I hate stepmoms. well I hate mine.
JinxTheMagician 0
OMG kill her!!! KILL her!!!!!!!!!! :O
bballchamp43 0
agreed teach her wat a real eye sore is
aznbitch 0
THREAD JACKERS!! haha, i'm such a hypocryt (sp?)
LolAtYourFail 12
why are step moms such assholes?
fuckyalol 0
kill her *gives OP a sniper rifle* and take this if u are a bad shot *gives OP a shotgun*
monty77 0
end her!
swinglifeaway123 8
Wat an inconsiderate bitch...
Elovena 9
Me too..
AJG390 0
Damn.. That sucks. I would be so pissed. I'm sorry.
BannedStory 0
you're hot
AJG390 0
Thank youu lol.
anastasia911 0
your weird
AJG390 0
Me? Aww thanks. You're so sweet.
sam411411 0
you are hot :D as for op, I feel sorry
AJG390 0
Well thank you too lol. And my comment before this was sarcastic.. Aimed at the person who called me weird.. lol.
MetroidSlayer01 8
lmao! your hot, weird, and funny! way to make a sad fml funny people XD
poopysince83 0
blow me!
khung835 6
If I could, I'd just want a kiss ;) and you'd be in my heart forever
kittykat1501 31
Weird is good. Sarcasm, not so much
VeryNice329 0
wow. I'm sorry. that was a rude thing to do. tell her she's an eye sore.
joce445 0
ahahahaha I love that! she probably is an eye sore!! also, I'm soo sorry OP. That was a terrible thing for her to do.
lu95 16
nah just tell her shes a b*tch.
topherweaver 0
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well you should have put it in a safe
Gitsandshiggles 0
are you retarded?
twinscrplayer6 0
#84 every time I see ur profile pic it makes me laugh a little.
saywaturcoco 0
@84 don't u dare even try to flip me off!! lmao jks :-O
Monikabug 9
That is so sad! Your step-mother should have told you that she was going to get rid of it before she just threw it away. That way you could have had a chance to hold on to it, even if you had to put it in your closet or somewhere. Your step-mom is a bitch for not understanding why you would hold such fond memories and feelings with that blanket, and I am sure your relationship with her will never quite be the same. So sorry, OP. FYL!
kniickles 0
^ this. sorry OP
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed. I don't normally condone vengeance but I am just dying to break into this woman's place and throw away anything that looks like it might be precious to her. That's just mean-spirited. Unless it was a huge blanket laying around in the main room of the house, how was it in her way at all? If you want to keep eyesores in your room, it should be your business. FYL
ezrl_ritvoi 0
chances are she kept her wedding dress... get creative with things she loves
LycaonMoon 0
270- I'd take a dump on it and say "Oh sorry, was this an heirloom of your marriage?"
yaikwhed 6
she prob did it BECAUSE it was from your birthmom. fyl op.
sleekRelease 0
Duhhh
BooHaUrScared 0
you should track her down nothing is a better heirloom than a memory. unless she's dead then I would sue that horrible person
joecelticsballa 0
i think she is dead
FHGrif 0
No... I'm so sorry, and I mean it.
XxKeLs3yxX 0
you should throw away something sentimental to her =D
Vitamin_C 0
your hair is gorgeous!!! fyl op
XxKeLs3yxX 0
haha thanx!
mexicantumblewee 0
dude that is one he'll of a moustachio
curiouscat125 0
wow fyl for having a bitch like that for a stepmom...I'm sorry