Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML
Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to a new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML
Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
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Top comments
chaos753159 4
wait she wanted you to "T-Bag" her and u just gve her a condom LOL
Seventytimeseven 0
hillarious, not FYL. JUst highly amusing
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Seventytimeseven 0
hillarious, not FYL. JUst highly amusing
george456 0
She probably thought you were trying to give her a hint. WIN
Bertha5 0
aaahhaa! ieepp
bobmandude 0
Tea bag and condom in one FML? AWESOME!
jediknight4ever 0
Did she say yes?
Autoshot 9
It would be hilarious if she opened it and pulled it out before realizing.
shivam1212 0
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Autoshot 9
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chaos753159 4
wait she wanted you to "T-Bag" her and u just gve her a condom LOL
rude_21 0
Win!
pnut3xoxo 0
That's awesome(:
heysugar111 0
FTW(:
yamryan 0
ftw
uhhheyy 0
good golly miss Molly !!!!!!
whatwasthatnoise 0
not fyl but really funny...i like the fact that it was later you relised..i like the idea that you were in the moment, just about to need the condom and pull out a tea bag instead with some sort of comic 'ooo no' moment
xpopcorn 0
I like this!!! lol.
Frank155 5
FAIL
iamgoofymovie 0
that's gona be some funky ass tasting tea that ladys gona be makin
omgmorganomg 0
Hahahaha
VanessaVander 2
dude that's so funny! be more careful though. ydi
hrtstealer 0
better apologize before she reports you to HR.