Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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sanchitgoyal 27
percentage wise its a 40% increase!
OhYouAreOffended 11
And that's his fault? you both can figure out how to lengthen the time in the bedroom without lessening the pleasure.
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Comments (136)
LyricaSilvan 30
Hey, it's progress. Surely there are things you can do to increase that further. Just be positive and try things.
Shade1982 21
That's almost a 50% increase, be happy and keep trying :).
kemando 22
according to the internet, 7 minutes is about average for men during sex.
Nessco 36
What on earth is wrong with guys if they're only lasting 7 minutes on average? Don't get me wrong, that's fine for a quickie and all, not for a good session going at it though.
mishwarner 14
Wow, that's depressing & thank the goddess I'm not with a man like that. Although I don't know whether I could put up w that situation
Thasnoxi 8
Your ******.... Is not our hand... Aka, we had no training for this. It's an entirely different feeling and seven minutes is just fine. Now what I find confusing is why people don't keep going and just do more intense kissing and such until the other is able to continue... Normally works for me.
Fester306 2
Best thing to do is go on the Internet and tell everyone . Then constantly remind him on how inferior he is . His self esteem will sky rocket
laden_swallow09 35
It's not like we know anyone's name on here, let alone where each other lives.
pasupathymuthu 16
That is a 40% improvement. Not bad at all. An engineer who achieves 40% improvement in the efficiency of his machine would be bragging about it. A salesman who achieves a 40% increase in the volume of sales would be happy about it.
rogerover 19
There's always oral!
Goblin182 27
If you can't cut the mustard, lick the jar.
FelicityWishes 32
There are heaps of things that can play a role and medications are often not best solution anyway - don't give up!
pasupathymuthu 16
Ask him to try Kegel exercises.
mishwarner 14
And you still married him?
Jachin357 28
You disgust me. There are are more important aspects to a marriage then sex and how long a husband or wife can last. If that's going to cause someone to back out of a relationship than shame on them for being shallow.
schreibergx93 19
Not trying to be indignant, but I agree there are more important factors. If you're using sex as a reason to marry someone you should reevaluate your values in a partner. It's a great addition, but not the sole reason for marriage.
Badkarma4u 17
I can appreciate what you guys are saying in theory, but in the real world when people are not being all magnanimous on a public forum. 1 in 4 people cheat on their spouse. So the cold hard reality is that sex plays a huge role in marriage, and divorce for that matter. No matter how much we would like to believe it doesnt.
thenetflox 4
I agree , hell on every fml I see about women not putting out as much anymore or not shaving I see all the "dump her" , "sex is a big part of marriage" , and "it's okay to have preferences" comments. Sorry that not all girls want to put up with quickies for the rest of their life.
Logical07 16
Damn right. Someone speaks the truth.
Logical07 16
"So the cold hard reality is that sex plays a huge role in marriage, and divorce for that matter. No matter how much we would like to believe it doesnt." This is the truth. OP I wish you well, it's a sad situation, I know, and it's not about foreplay, women want to be ****** hard sometimes! Personally I don't give a **** about foreplay.
lurker_no_more 13
One word.. Amphetamines. Then you'll be screwing like bunnies, you'll see ^^ Seriously though, kegel exercises, regular start stop technique training.. there are multiple ways to improve the staying power in bed. good luck :)