Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
that's progress, support the guy
Harpy20 24
Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)
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Comments (128)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
that's progress, support the guy
sniken 14
Although progress is progress, that's a shockingly small amount of progress. Where was he at the beginning of those six months? Ejaculation @ pants down? Zip down? belt off? Poor fella!
\ 28
Time for... Kegel exercises?
icyhottt 11
I'm not sure whether i should try to celebrate with you or feel bad t.t
kyu_Q 19
YDI. Op sex is a two way street. what have you been doing to helo him get better? there are numbing agents, masturbation before sex . the second "nut" usually takes much longer so a bj before sex might help. in a relationship if you want things to go well you have to invest the effort.
_btwice 7
Poor guy
Damian95 16
This FML makes my heart hurt :(
GwennaRose 22
This may be an incredibly ignorant question, (I'm ready for the down votes and "google it" answers) but does this situation happen often? Or rather, does "finishing quickly" happen to a lot of guys?
OochenSnoochen 15
I'd love to answer your question but I never get any…
TheBrochure 22
#75 - It is the most common ******-related problem for men. It has been reported to happen in between 25% and 35% of men, not necessarily all the time, but many have reported periods in their lives or recent years where it has become a prevalent issue.
niftyismybitch 21
3 years of sex should do it....
happle 21
Assuming 6 minutes is long enough.
CocaColaPepsi 13
I don't think he doubled his time from 30 seconds to one minute, so vu can't just double it every six months... sorry for the douche sounding comment.
timakinz 21
It seems you care about him enough to have endured that long. But he needs to know that if he doesn't try to find a solution, you will end up looking for satisfaction elsewhere.
hellbilly205 17
Yea if you base relationships on just sex...
dawnimus 21
Relationships aren't just about sex, but in the majority of adult relationships, it is an important factor. Finding someone sexually attractive and wanting to share that intimacy with them is what makes a relationship different to just being good friends. Dissatisfaction will eventually lead to resentment and that will cause them problems elsewhere in their relationship. They need to talk about this.
SmokinGuns 13
If she leaves him or worse, cheats on him, because of something stupid like that then he'd be better off, but you could simply let him finish then have him please you in other ways. Sex is never everything.
rhevenge 19
I've been married for 2 years and been together 3. sadly he gets of really easily thank god not 5 mins. I wouldn't leave him just cuz sometimes he gets before me, but then at least he is nice enough to get me off or I can use a toy. no. relationships aren't all about sex but damn is an ****** good during sex!
kyu_Q 19
sex is a two way street. what ever happened to equality of the sexes. Where does it say it's the man's job to be good at sex. More women need to be proactive in their pleasure. sharing with your partner what pleases you will make things better for the both persons. Kudos to OP for sticking in there. Sex is not everything. But since she seems to enjoy it she should make finding ways for him to get better something they can do together.
sallyallymoo 7
You need to experiment! Play with some of the eucalyptus flavor numbing gels and more foreplay! Fyl indeed but if you both work on it you can have more fun:-)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
your full of good idea's
EpicSquishii 21
Careful, 70. Your desperation is showing
Harpy20 24
Talk to him about it if it's really a problem for you. Maybe he could get you off first, before he goes for the bronze. (I would say 'gold' but unless he was rocking your world in that minute, he doesn't deserve a medal.)
ellenjasmin 18
Take it as a compliment :)
NoFlippinWai 24
Well, at least it didnt take him a year. It will get better. Apparently, you like something else about him or he wouldnt have made it to 6 monthes.
Horris 3
Passive aggression only adds stress to him.
graceinsheepwear 34
Yeah, twice now, apparently. Maybe take some time to think before the next one.