Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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sanchitgoyal 27
percentage wise its a 40% increase!
OhYouAreOffended 11
And that's his fault? you both can figure out how to lengthen the time in the bedroom without lessening the pleasure.
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Comments (136)
DampestAcorn7 6
damn I wish I could last just 7 minutes I go for about an hour and a half or until my gf gets tired. one time I lasted 3 hours. I wish I could just last 7 minutes my gf would be happy.
Helped 35
Did you give him a medal after?
KILLRxSPREEx612 8
Progress.
Nobinx 15
so? after a good long foreplay with lots of petting and oral, 5 min intercourse are enough. Maybe try condoms or toys.
katjohn11 6
Did you know that before you married him?
sexy_butter 3
aw, at least he is making an effort
BakersCake 5
Studies have shown that the average man lasts 6 minutes in bed so honestly you have no real reason to be mad. If you want pleasure to last longer for you, you should try other things in bed together.
Brandon9812 2
69. That is all you need to know.
Killnot123 6
Why do woman expected men to "last longer" their all going to last as long as the guys in ****