Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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sanchitgoyal 27
percentage wise its a 40% increase!
OhYouAreOffended 11
And that's his fault? you both can figure out how to lengthen the time in the bedroom without lessening the pleasure.
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Comments (136)
callwondertits6 13
Hey! It is progress!
A07 48
Did you congratulate him afterwards? Maybe go out to celebrate
whysobeachy 37
Nah, I think she should throw a party, and have themed balloons.
BalamCruz 14
:It's Something:
SecundusSecunda 27
Foreplay(as much as you want)+7 minutes should be enough, right?
Sparx1_1 16
The fact that he's trying to improve for you at all is amazing. Be grateful that he's willing to work on it - there are tons of guys who wouldn't
pradip 26
Maybe the pill did nothing. It was all in his mind, which is good.
CoupeDeAce 6
Tie a popsicle stick to each side and proceed. That's a solid idea.
laden_swallow09 35
… What?
MonstreBelle 29
54- Maybe s/he is making a joke about OP supporting his dick after he finishes so he can continue having sex while he's soft. Or that splinters in dicks are a good way to stop orgasms. Who the **** knows...
why57why 21
I mean in theory both would work just one being a searing pain to the balls
Mathalamus 25
It's still something. Two minutes is a big deal.
toasted1 13
...a lot can happen in 2 minutes!
smartsamsam 13
Tell him to practice start an stop technic! Like can stop when he feel like cumng and again start when he feels the heat low.