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Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, after a 6 month dry spell, my husband was yet again “too tired” to have sex. I guess I finally found something I miss about my ex. FML
Today, after years of impotence, I woke up with a raging boner. I was so happy until I remembered my wife divorced me last year because of my impotence. This depressed me so much that I couldn’t muster the enthusiasm to masturbate, and the boner went bye bye, never to return. FML
Today, I found out my husband is a cuck. After explaining that I'm not exactly satisfied in the bedroom, we were thinking of ideas to spice things up. I suggested buying a few toys he could use on me. He immediately got mad, because he wanted me to find other men to screw instead. FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
It probably isn’t you. Health changes can sometimes come on fast with some conditions and that can lead to these issues. Trust me, if he wasn’t interested in you he would not have married you.
Royal Sataness 4
he's getting older. having erection problems is a normal thing as men age
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Chazzster 32
It probably isn’t you. Health changes can sometimes come on fast with some conditions and that can lead to these issues. Trust me, if he wasn’t interested in you he would not have married you.
RichardPencil 32
It could just because of aging. Or his ex-wife was just much hotter than you. You choose.
tamay 6
yes probably he does not find you enough sexy but as he live with you he finds your caracter More interesting
Dirtysalamander1 13
I think you got confused on what sexy means. sexy is not always on looks.
Royal Sataness 4
he's getting older. having erection problems is a normal thing as men age
randybryant799 21
How do you know! And usually it's a physical problem men have. Stop taking it personally. I'm sure that doesn't help.
Brightside86 31
Maybe talk with him. Its deffinantly possible that there's some psychological/physical need that's not being met and his dick is letting you know. Psychologicaly is a significant part of intimacy and sex.