Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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Melly_fml 0
actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her ****** helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions
MCart_fml 0
Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first ****** as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.
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csigabajnok 0
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I'm amazed that nobody's surprised by the fact that men were DESIGNED to come asap, for evolutionary reasons and nowadays they're forced to counter the effects of, like, uncountable years of physiological development in a few decades. I sometimes think how women would react to the phrase "Don't come yet!" or "Hold it back!" during sex. I mean no offense, but I always think about this whenever I come across such situations. peace!
thatonek1d 0
this is possible a good thing for you
duke_nukem_25299 0
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gntfmlingnow 12
Wow, a first comment that wasn't stupid and pointless. As for the OP, just use them. Not your fault.
missbadluk 0
This comment is stupid because theres A LOT of things us humans were "designed for" that are not played out these days. I mean the list would be LONG. Females "typically" don't climax as quick so we want a guy to hold off for a tad longer so we can ENJOY it just as much. Way to be selfish.
hexblot 10
I then assume you only have sex for reproduction ? OP: she cared enough to try to find a solution instead of a replacement -- that's generally considered a good thing.
isallwaysme 27
woow, I last too long. she gets tiered before she finishes me. which I guess is good and bad in a way
dacooliest 16
Well when we ******, it doesn't get you pregnant. Plus, we just get even more wet, most guys become soft after. There are just a lot of reasons why reversing the situation doesn't make sense.
Melly_fml 0
actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her ****** helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions
kelli09 0
Maybe she just wanted to get as much time with you as possible?
iloverere18 0
no dip sure lock
davidpropert 32
Umm sherlock?
Paws_Cat 29
You're 24 years old and still insult like you're in the fifth grade. How sad.
MCart_fml 0
Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first ****** as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.
MrFail_fml 0
yup, no need to rush thing.
badgirl00069 19
#5 ... well said
stupidLes 0
Say "thank you!" and use the condoms.
mizled 0
Enjoy a night of extended sex. POOR YOU.
Matrix_Redeemer 6
Not like he can feel anything with that numbing agent. Think please.
dantheman_fml 0
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not ur fault man, its not that ur too quick its just that shes slow. u got off and she didnt just be happy its not the other way around and ur walking around with blue balls
kenltd 0
Make sure the first time you use one give her anal...
samimcCune 15
a hard anal pounding...with desensitizing condoms...with your significant other...doesn't sound like punishment to me...although very easily could be made into one... ;)
liukang_fml 0
Turn The Condom Inside Out, Then She Doesn't Make A Sound When You're Attempting To Pleasure Her. Keeps The Family Asleep. Or Do It When She's Sleeping, Then She Doesn't Wake Up. SORTED!
thebigO_fml 0
i would have kept this one to myself...hahahahahaha!