Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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sanchitgoyal 27
percentage wise its a 40% increase!
OhYouAreOffended 11
And that's his fault? you both can figure out how to lengthen the time in the bedroom without lessening the pleasure.
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Comments (136)
marier00 19
use a condom that doesn't fit that good??? then he won't feel that much, and will last for hours
MonstreBelle 29
There is so much more to great sex than intercourse itself. Don't rely strictly on the other person's genitals to get off. You have a whole body to work with. Use it!
the_real_dvd 21
Seriously, tell him to try yoga. A man can learn how to control his ****** response and delay it. I'm not trying to be crude.. but I know for a fact it'll improve his sexual performance.
Birdmad 12
One theory that's been around is that if the male masturbates everyday, a few times in each day, he'll last quite a while. Depending on how long he does each session. It actually worked for me before I got with my girlfriend. It may work for him too and he'll probably last hours. Hope this helps!
elsuperloco68 12
5 minutes???? What is he, some kind of a stud???
LadyBlack_fml 5
I honestly don't ask to be mean...but are you sure he isn't in denial of being gay?
bobsanction 18
I would imagine being gay would make it more difficult to finish, not make him finish faster.
greatfirstdate 18
In that case, wouldn't he have trouble getting it up rather than getting too excited?
EarlFug 19
I'm no therapist but from experience, what takes place before and after intercourse is easily as important and would help you both relax. It sounds like you need turn the fun level up. If all you're doing is banging with a stopwatch then YDI.
Oyas12 14
he should try Viagra deluxe
mattyiscool123 26
It's a start
sunflower_seal 17
My boyfriend can last barely a minute ; the second I get into it he cums. So I wish I had 7 minutes ...