Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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sanchitgoyal 27
percentage wise its a 40% increase!
OhYouAreOffended 11
And that's his fault? you both can figure out how to lengthen the time in the bedroom without lessening the pleasure.
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xn3x 10
Be careful, it's all in the head. Pressuring him to last longer will only make it worse. He needs to relax, have no worries or stress, keep calm, control the breath. With some practice you will be able to reach how many minutes you will ever need. Just make sure he gets to practice often enough ;)
Solano2580 24
The OP AND everyone else here don't know much about sex then. 5-7 minutes is pretty average sex time, from 3 being the minimum and 13 being the maximum. Stop believing everything you see in **** and live with it. OP don't expect to have sex for an hour because that's unrealistic.
NehNehPwn 20
I wanted to find the person who commented this first to commend them.
xn3x 10
Way more than 13 is possible, but one needs to work on that. On the other hand, OP would probably start complaining about the opposite after more than 15-20 minutes.
thenetflox 4
Reeeeaaaally? Stop listening to **** you say ? Really funny because don't most guys expect a hairless lip tucked ****** because of **** ?
leogachi 15
@85 If you have a problem with that, don't shave your genitals.
allplayedout 20
I mean, as low as those numbers might be, OP probably isn't getting their cues from **** if they weren't aware their sex would be shorter than a late-night infomercial. Seems more like someone bought the car before looking under the hood and seeing what work needed to be done.
thenetflox 4
There's not shaving your genitals , and then there's getting surgery because you don't have the perfect "**** ******" sorry to say but **** has both negative effects on men and women
izzajaneful 24
If someone wants to have surgery to change the look of their parts, what does it have to do with you? Stop being so judgmental.
Rammer3500 23
Well 8 is average so...
FSGInsainity 15
Look on the bright side. That was a full 40% increase.
vikky538 29
Any time increase is good in bed. Appreciate his efforts
Oh_bother44 11
Wait... 5 minutes isn't a long time?
PandaLord 15
Sick him off before you get to it. Trust me it will do the trick!
schreibergx93 19
To be honest OP, at least he made the effort! A lot of guys may not even be humble enough to do that. You could really work with him instead of complaining. At least it worked, if even a little, and he's trying to meet your needs.
ChristinePi 36
Isn't 5-7 minutes the average when it comes to actually doing the deed? Not including foreplay.
NickACD 27
Maybe you could, if he is willing, look up how to train him to last longer?