Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
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sanchitgoyal 27
percentage wise its a 40% increase!
OhYouAreOffended 11
And that's his fault? you both can figure out how to lengthen the time in the bedroom without lessening the pleasure.
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whysobeachy 37
You guys can try edging. It might help. There are other methods too, but in my opinion, edging is the best.
Nessco 36
You poor thing. Quickies are great here and there, not if that's all you get. You guys do foreplay right?
PANDORUM89 21
OP needs to tell her husband to pace himself. Honestly its about self control, when he feels the need he should stop do some kissing or touching and when it subsides continue.
whysobeachy 37
#33, I never said anything about quickies. How does the fact that I enjoy edging make me a "poor thing"? Please do tell.
CheshireHalli 19
I think she might have been thread jacking.
prc_ 5
I suggest stop using **** as reference. Also. Add foreplay and then lube, even if you would not actually need the lube it will lessen friction and thus lessen stimulation for him. Instead of complaining in the internez try to actually do something =D
izzajaneful 24
Obviously they are trying things.
greekk 21
Try two pills next time! or call AMI ! (some company that advertises on every radio station and has cars with the graphics on it ) or maybe you should finish faster hahaha
Mauskau 36
She should finish faster? Really? You can't just summon an ******, especially during sex. Women can take a lot longer than men to get there, and they don't always get to finish during.
whysobeachy 37
What is AMI supposed to do here? Help her ****** sooner? Like, she calls them while having sex, and that immediately gives her an ******? Man, AMI sure sounds interesting.
Zebediabolical 45
No wonder it's such an expensive 900 number!
Ramisme 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#17, that isn't a woman exclusive feeling. My girl cums really easily and I don't. I rarely cum during sex at all, and unlike a woman who doesn't cum, I end up with blue balls. Shit sucks, but the idea that all men are just bad at sex and women can't ever cum is such an annoying thing. The reverse happens pretty frequently too, and it actually hurts.
cameowhitten 12
sorry, it's been proven blue balls isn't a thing, and that doesn't happen frequently. if you're having that problem see a doctor.
brodie1709 5
What the f**k do you know about blue balls? You're a girl.
leogachi 15
@91 A quick google search and reading of an article could tell a girl all she needs to know about blue balls. Lack of experience doesn't mean lack of understanding. I've never been murdered, but I know I wouldn't want it to happen to me.
leogachi 15
@89 What's your source on that? I know links can't be posted, but who released that information?
A1NoSauce 17
Blue balls actually is the general term for a medical condition that actually exists. Don't just spew nonsense to sound smart.
rec_chem 22
I don't care what you think had been proven, that shit is a hoax. Blue balls are very real, and very painful.
UnidentifiedFun 37
I agree that it's a real thing, but the issue is that guys play it up way too much to pressure a girl into doing something they wouldn't otherwise do. Yeah sounds like it sucks to some degree, but using it to take advantage of someone's compassion is just sick, and commonplace.
fullycaffeinated 5
Usually a girl can keep going after she orgasms?? I mean, I have a very sensitive clit, and I can't let someone keep playing with it after they make me ****** that way. But vaginally? Sure, keep on keeping on... Didn't realize that a girl could be THAT sensitive. I'm bi, and most of the girls I've been with can not only keep going after a vaginal ******, they can keep going after a clitoral ****** as well. I'm more sensitive than anyone else I've ever encountered. And I'm not some bi girl that's been with two women... I generally date women.
Seabass_Chan 33
Try a **** ring next time. Or edging. Or have him jerk off sometime before you get it on. Don't give up after one bad medicine. Plenty of ways to help a guy last.
kewpiesuicide 29
Or delay spray
Jayms_fml 32
Same thing happened when I was with my ex. Lol
Oyas12 14
is that why...,
OhYouAreOffended 11
And that's his fault? you both can figure out how to lengthen the time in the bedroom without lessening the pleasure.
pjsr 33
Amen #5! Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay including fingers and tongue. The Kinsey Institute found 75% of males ejaculate within two minutes at least 50% of the time. Even with those that last longer, most women need more than intercourse in order to ******.
rldostie 19
75% of males ejaculate within 2 minutes 50% of the time?? I have to call BS on that. That percentage seems WAAAY too high. Not saying it doesn't happen or that it's not a problem for some men, but there's no way it's that many men and that often.
Dicebar 10
What #52 wrote is pretty accurate. Average sexy time lasts about 7 minutes, while about half of them last shorter than 2 minutes.
madscientist_17 15
Foreplay makes me cum sooner. Not that I would know because I'm not getting any.
izzajaneful 24
Those two statements don't go together. The only way it makes mathematical sense is if the first is a mean average and the second a mode. But that would mean the first is dramatically influenced by relatively irrelevant outliers, and thus relatively irrelevant.
sanchitgoyal 27
percentage wise its a 40% increase!
MankDemes 15
Yay math!
Ramb0 20
hope you enjoyed them 2 minuites
aeryn97 17
FYL but I know some men struggle to make it to 30 seconds let alone 7 minutes!
syki 22
Am I the only one that thinks it's a little weird she was timing it so precisely?
MDoremis 38
It's not all that hard to time it. I've had occasions where I've gotten a glimpse at a clock before starting and then looked afterward to see how long it had been.
whysobeachy 37
I agree with #23. I guess it makes me weird, but I tend to check out how long it takes me to get off. It's also possible OP was doing it deliberately this time, to see if the pills helped.
laurellkawes 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Make him take 2 pills and hopefully he'll last 10 minutes
R2Y2 22
Yeah man, lets **** with some dosages from some pills I got off of the internet. Sounds great, couldn't possibly go wrong.
smartsamsam 13
Oh no! Thats bad???
sk8erd 15
right? I was thinking the same lol.