Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
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null_fml 11
Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.
DeadMansCrack 4
yo mama's got some 'splainin to do
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Comments (194)
OneandOnlyOne 0
I hope your dad comes home and finds them. Cheating is Wrong!!
canucksrule88 0
LOL you sound 10 years old
ohemmegee 0
actually he's one year old. one and only one year old. [[yes, nerd joke time :D]]
ChickenLegs937 6
Agreed. Cheating is the worst thing you can possibly do in a realtionship.
iljajlm 4
That's terrible. But hilarious. FHisL though. Lol.
chellinha93 0
LOL at #3, and FYL indeed...
bigone135 0
hey #15 my ten inch **** is hard and waiting for u
Regal6 0
Where does it say he was at work? Women work to you know. Men arent the only ones who can get jobs... Idiot.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Your username is "pimpin88". No more talking about how women suck.
danz123 7
OMG, your dad's car is gone. lool, what you should have done is get ur camera, and try to film them, or take a pic, or do something to prove that ur mum's cheating. Also put a note where your dad usually parks telling your mum she's been caught cheating and she's a big ****, considering this fml was about cheating. also add that when your dad gets home, you will tell him and show him the evidence. fyl.
Humanspider 18
He should not do that. Just confront your mom later about it.
Starchild21 3
Lol nice catch 17!!! _____________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
GongButterfly 0
eew your mom is a cheating ****
untalented1 0
he could have sent it away to get repaired.
stephanierwr 0
that sucks! I i would go talk to your dad and ask where he was at so and so time.. then talk to ur mom and like try to guilt her outta if good luck i hope your mom isnt one to do that to your dad:S:S