Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.
DeadMansCrack 4
yo mama's got some 'splainin to do
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Comments (194)
Zombierella 2
ewww! why would they do it if you're in the house anyway? ._. ewewew thats pretty much likeee asking for trouble cheating & having sex with someone else in the home EW FAIL.
Jacob726 0
dude your mom is a *****
Daaniellee1234 8
Did you ever think that maybe your mom borrowed your dads car, and it was your dad that was cheating on your mom. Hmm. These things in life to wonder. // Just thought i'd put that out there.
Justin23L 2
Or maybe the car was stolen! Maybe they both went out and a couple broke in to have sex!
oxrox 0
Cheating is bad.
aFMLaddict 0
or maybe the women in your parents bedroom wasn't your mum and the man wasnt your dad...maybe they were just some robbers who got hot of the tention and decided to have sex right away?
Vaetrus 0
I want a preview of the world you live in via movie format. Seriously... how much adult rated stuff do you go through hourly?
CL41RE 0
starchild21 why do u keep putting your myspace link o_O
PurpleSquirrel 0
haha Its so dumb
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
do it the gossip girl way and take a picture of them doing it then send it as a text to your mom saying "spotted xoxo gossip girl"
maipinkbear 0
LOL that would be way too funny. hopefully the mom would get the obvious reference, though. OP - maybe your dad's car was in the shop? or something...? =/
Protegas 0
Regardless of how gross it would be to see my mom doing the do, I'd totally go in and yell at her. The dumb bitch would be stupid to ever cheat on my dad.
wordgirl 0
That's how you talk about the woman who bore you in a hypothetical situation? FAIL.
lway2009 0
How could anyone vote that he deserved this?
strikersoccer09 0
if she was cheating, and your dads car isn't there, where is the other persons car ? unless its like a neighbor. now wouldn't that be awkward....