Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
This is wrong
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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DBkkk 0
Tonights family disscussion must be interesting
perdix 31
(At the dinner table) Dad: What did you do today, honey? Mom: Umm. . . You: (coughs) The most urgent question is "Who?" (Mom's face turns as beet red as her vulva was a few hours earlier.) THE END
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Comments (64)
DBkkk 0
Tonights family disscussion must be interesting
frosting1012 0
sexy
passionpitpanda 5
fyl :(
Herropreez17 0
Then he technically didn't see his mom and dad.
TheDrifter 24
Sure he did. It just isn't that guy his mom is married to.
PimpcessA 0
Kik meh: AlexaLovee lol anyways yeah that sucks
SweetestSin 4
ummm FY dad's L
22cute 17
F Op's life too. Have you never had parents you love? Have you never been a kid?
b3com3th3mask 0
o god.....not again
Whatapuffchild 23
looks like someone has a new daddy!
durrrr 1
you make it sound like you were wanting to walk in on your mom and dad but was disappointed when you saw it wasn't your dad. sometimes the "build up" doesn't work on these fml's.
fizzysmilesalot 0
true dat
ccathleen_ 0
Your fault for walking in on them. Obviously.
pingpongpickle 8
I don't think thy was the fml
snafu57 1
shit. double awkward. just wait until your father gets home.
Soulathyia 0
This is called copy and paste.
TheLoneWolf87 4
Nice Originality!!! (sarcasm)
fobchick 0
Tell your dad.
Digithead 0
are you sure he isn't your dad?
ItsJustMe1616 26
My thoughts exactly lol