Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
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null_fml 11
Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.
DeadMansCrack 4
yo mama's got some 'splainin to do
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Comments (194)
Starchild21 3
SUPER ******* FAIL! _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Serpentine_fml 0
How can 434 people think he deserved it? Whoever voted YDI is sick in the head. FYL dude, and your father's too. Hopefully it'll work itself out.
atrialfib29 0
LOL
irrelevantxx 0
Oh dear God
seanreddog 4
Hope you got the letter and...
Starchild21 3
..........jizzed in your pants When Bruce Willis died at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants XD __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
seanreddog 4
No, wrong song, dumbass.
Starchild21 3
Hey I don't give a flying **** do I Judges? Yep they agree ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
seanreddog 4
Like a boss!
toink 0
So... Who's your daddy? I'm not sure anymore :/
seanreddog 4
His daddy is her mommy. Cartmans mom's a dirty ****. She's a hermaphrodite. His mom is his father. FYL for not realizing your mother is really Lady Gaga.
kacie13 1
Oh my gosh. That soo sucks. I once walked in on my mom giving my dad a ********. Unfortunately, They noticed I walked in. It was disgusting. Anywho, It's horrid that you walked in on them, but it's even worse it might not have been your father. FYL.
gummibehrs 4
Gouge out the part of your brain that holds long-term memory NOW
gummibehrs 4
Gouge out the part of your brain that holds long-term memory NOW
LemonFairy 0
No, stupid. His /dad/ was having sex with the car. That's why it wasn't in the driveway! He's got enough decency to move into the garage.
allmidnighteyes 11
Is his dad, by any chance, a dragon?
randomkid 0
mommy is a player
gopsavior 0
Yeah...sorry you had to see that bro...I'll try to be quieter next time...