Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
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null_fml 11
Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.
DeadMansCrack 4
yo mama's got some 'splainin to do
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Comments (194)
reapfml 0
How did you NOT remember your dad was gone when you walked into the bedroom?
romaunts 0
Maybe they didn't look outside beforehand, and didn't see the car gone? I mean, I often don't know if my parents are gone somewhere, unless I look outside and see the car gone.
kewlcat 0
maybe he woke up late and then went to see if his parents were home. its happened to me
Gia0896 0
HAHA. thats hilarious
shootingstar8D 0
Aha ohh shit
firepowahhx90 0
Haha. Now you get to see your mom try to explain it all. Mwuhahaha.
DameGreyWulf 1
FYL, and your dad's. Though that's putting it extremely lightly
romaunts 0
Hey, maybe the dad knows. I mean, its also VERY possible he doesn't, but sometimes partners are open to swinging, or don't want to be together anymore, but don't want to divorce (usually for a child's sake) so they just have an open lifestyle like that. However, either way, F- OP's life for catchin' his mom in bed, presumably with someone that isn't his dad.
DameGreyWulf 1
You have a good point, hopefully that is the case. Hopefully.
Bobwayne17 1
lol, mannnn. FYL :(.
romaunts 0
Hey, maybe he was out screwing hookers. You never know, OP never said he was working.
ClumsyJason 3
Im gladd you didnt see your mom. But srsly, tell your dad if that wasn't him on the bed.
sunshyne84_fml 0
We're going to need an update on this one.
boog_fml 7
carpool?