Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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alwaysalady 0
When I was a teenager, I came home before my curfew, and my parents were going at it on the dining room table. I never came home on time again.
Rayn4u_fml 0
How long were you even standing there?!
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Comments (40)
Rayn4u_fml 0
How long were you even standing there?!
Juneee_fml 0
haa just be like "can I join u guys ?!"
haraf 0
uh thts sick it's ur mom and dad!!!
teentee401 37
Too long
alwaysalady 0
When I was a teenager, I came home before my curfew, and my parents were going at it on the dining room table. I never came home on time again.
SuperPotato 7
oh snap! should've video taped it
DaDezza244 31
40, what the hell is wrong with you?
carriealana 0
D: AHHHHH #6. So gross. So sosoSOSOSOSOSOS gross.
reiningchic 0
lol i was 4 one time and i didnt even know what it was untill i was like 12.. then i almost threw up.
raesos91 26
hey, I was also 4 years old one time!
cra_z_turtle 0
#3- oh jeez. at least you have an excuse... "why weren't you home on time?" "I didn't want to catch you f***ing..."
americuzz 8
^^ this made me lol:) i know my parents don't have sex cause they're super old and tired all the time so I don't have to worry bout that
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Haha I don't have to worry about it either. My parents are not old, but they are always tired, and spend their free time napping or watching tv.
Cian_1 28
Oh, how naive you are, 34 and 48. :P
podrummer9209 0
Parent sex FTL. I feel bad for you. I never come home early. Ever.
louisianagrrrrl 0
how old are you that you didn't realize what they were doing right away?
andyjazz9876 0
oh you poor thing, i really mean that.. god i can't even imagin my parents doing it and my mom saying " go harder" EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
KristelDreams 0
You are scarred for life O_O
A_Guy 0
The "go harder" part makes it x1000 worse