Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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perdix 31
You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."
dudette2 9
How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??
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Comments (77)
perdix 31
You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."
blaxican8705 0
hahahahaha...that's funny
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
oops, not #1, I meant Perdix's answer was priceless
hombrepollo 0
maybe u shoulda had your v8
bARbi3_d0Ll 0
you should of just called her "penis breath" and walked away jk
ellielovesyuh 0
#1 ftw :D
bigredmonkeybutt 30
The towel was on the dresser? In their bedroom? Or do you mean the dresser I. the kitchen?
afdude87 6
I agree with 31. who the **** doesn't get out asap?
anorexicbarbie 8
Why are you pushing your chest out like that? It looks weird. Do you have a back problem?
Cooluu 5
yes, yes FYL
mudkipsan 19
**** your dad's life because your mom doesn't swallow :)
blue_eyes4602 0
if it was in their bedroom why wouldn't u knock first? and right when you saw what was going on why didn't you leave??
sixtimessix 0
this whole thing would of been avoided if you knocked. shit. also why would you still stand and ask? I would of GTFO
allen2020 0
perdix is back!
heyred 11
That's not acting as though you didn't see anything!
itz_scrumdidly 0
I'd advise that you start knocking before you walk in on a Cleveland Steamer next time
jjtivey97 0
ydi for having sex before marriage
STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
67- I don't think he was talking about you. It's actually pretty easy to tell who he meant
aldog24 0
lol at self consciousness! ps love to see how much class there is on this site when a girl takes a picture of ONLY her **** and posts it as a display pic!
xBangOut 4
@59, I would say the same. Swallowing is right thing to do..
DarkWaffle 0
77-you're retarded..im preeeetty sure OP's parents are married.. also ******** dont count as sex
TheOptimist 0
Perdix comments always win. It's kind of depressing really. There's never any win left for anybody else.
Tearing 0
Spitters are quitters.
Ella_fml 17
LOL Nice:) After she said no, I'd be like "Why not? What are you using it for?" .... But seriously get out asap dont say anything, it'll make it awkward haha
imright24 0
Exactly.
teamsleep22 0
1, ur a ******* retard
shoopd 19
sounds like the mom was getting her p8
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
YDI for not knocking
aldog24 0
#90 the pic is totally centered and focused on her right boob!! whose the confused one?
klumzy0123456789 6
ewwwwwwwwwwww nasty!!!
MichieBabiie 0
Love #1 comment lol
Herropreez17 0
lol
niggatyrone 0
wtf a Cleveland steamer is taking a dump on a woman's chest
12dcevin 5
Shock probably why he/she stayed
perdix 31
You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."
houseofame 4
It's funny because your mom and dad get more action the you.... YDI it list: ydi for not knocking ydi for enjoying it ydi for having parents ydi for needing a towel ydi for not asking to join
wafflez333 0
hahahahahahahah agreed with #3
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
ydi it list? wouldn't it just be ydi list???
applebee_16 0
you are right :) ^^
sanjif 0
why the **** are you suggesting incest... that's just nastyy
krty402 7
not inscest... WINcest
Vball6 19
You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot
BostonBruinsFan 8
I agree, #3 is an idiot.
itawebbies 8
#3 You're naaasty
dudette2 9
How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??
jay4who7 0
agree with # 5....WTF is wrong with people!
martialart1st18 19
Yeah. And didn't anyone ever teach your mom not to talk with her mouth full??
iron_chefITALY 0
ain't that what tissues are for?
englishhottiexx 0
why did you not ask to join?!? :p
BostonBruinsFan 8
Atleast ask for some hand...even tho they r ur rents!
baseballgirl25 6
well at least u know they are happy together. next time try knocking though. ydi
Jessi_the_sexii 0
*knock knock; house keeping
Cooluu 5
family guy quote. YES!!
jay4who7 0
lmfao@ #74
AtieRo 0
**** familg guy
Kanvis78 0
family guy? You sir are misinformed . That is old school, not the retarded movie "old school" either.
bekdebekah 0
3 is a jerk
remy3106 10
Why did you proceed to ask for a towel??
KiM1314 0
you could've heard them doing that! YDI for still going into their room.
Bg4l31 0
That's horrible fyl