Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
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null_fml 11
Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.
DeadMansCrack 4
yo mama's got some 'splainin to do
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Comments (194)
ilMOCHA 0
Maybe the car was in the shop? Well, if your mom was cheating... no offense, but what a ****. Cheating on your husband while your kid's in the house? WTF?
oooooo_fml 0
Get the bat, smash his car, and then his head. oh and tell your dad. he should probably know.
Hazy_fml 0
Congratulations! Your mothers a *****!
maggiewalters 17
and this is categoryzed as "kids" why? :rolleyes:
gummibehrs 4
What does it matter anyway? Okay, uptight about the most random thing...
amitalegaonkar 0
You THINK he's your dad. I bet your real dad lives in some other state with another woman.
iBeJess 0
You should make sure you know where your dad was because maybe it was him but the car was...parked somewhere else? Or broke down and was in the shop. Then if your dad wasn't home at the time for sure, tell him. :O
plexico 4
Oh, your poor mom. She is so lonely because your dad is out catting around in that fancy-ass car of his that she found solace in the arms of another man. It's tragic, really. But it still doesn't mean that you can't wheedle an Xbox or an iPhone or whatever from this peccadillo. Pity is for suckers.
LALALALagirrl 1
OHHHMYYGODDD:| awwh, poor you., youu gotta let your dad know, but hopefuly it was him, but either wayy ewww!
EMR_fml 0
I say it's blackmail time! Film the two of them going at it and see how much loot you can get out of mom.
allmidnighteyes 11
Your dad's car isn't stolen, it's just parked in your mother's garage ;D
gummibehrs 4
WIN