Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Bear
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
RetroDayDreamer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pranked!
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Boundaries
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
ScarredEars
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nooooooo!
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
WTF
United States 🌶️ Spicy
This is wrong
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fun times
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Top comments
TheCookieComet 23
I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly
Mechazilla2 15
I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..
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ihartmytdi 23
Clear the room, they're coming through!
Crazyjohnb 23
They will not stop for anyone or anything! Hurry up and move the dog!!
stingray112 24
So they were having sex while walking?
UH60 26
#32 it's not unheard of to go to another room to finish what you start...
JustinJK 21
@32 sometimes the urge to **** is too strong to wait to be in an "ideal environment". half the time I don't even make it to my apartment before I start taking off my clothes. Let alone to my car from wherever I'm leaving lol. Bathrooms ftw.
Frammy007 7
@38, I understand it's not uncommon to move rooms/locations during sex, but the way it's phrased makes it seem like they were travelling while currently engaging in coitus, not that they finished the shower portion and went to go complete the act on the couch. I understand where #32 is coming from, because that is exactly what I thought (except I pictured them hopping around in some weird 5-legged race ;D ).
funsizedliz 16
Sounds like a bad porno.
Danielle_xxx 9
hahahaha!
TheCookieComet 23
I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly
WOTAN1488 24
And masturbait too lol?
Welshite 40
#18: Just as long as he practices safe catch-and-release. Masturs are a rare breed.
iLike2Teabag 27
The "right"? I believe you mean the "duty" to watch **** openly.
TacticalBread 7
nope
TheCookieComet 23
#75 if I wanted to say duty I would've said duty
bossking23 15
How does one walk while having sex??
JazzHandsFML 28
it's a valid question maybe someone who down thumbs this should respond
herecomestheboom 21
Very carefully
theaaxis 27
Moving from room to room it isn't that difficult for the man to pick up the woman with her in front, and her legs around his waist
RedPillSucks 33
yes. it can definitely be done. the guy (usually) can lift the girl while still fully inserted. If she wraps her legs around him, he can go for a short stroll
Sariasprincy 7
It's how you get a snack when you're hungry and don't want to stop.
Skoff_fml 27
I admire their dexterity
jryan2 16
*Walks to McDonald's like that* Yeah I'd like a *woman orgasms* number 8
hailzz_96 18
How the ****....
tnlander 20
In the words of Jurassic Park "life finds a way."
anonwhymouse 10
By walking aparently...
riffehunter 16
remember wheelbarrow races during PE in elementary school? imagine that but with no clothes.
dragonrider1959 18
Oh god!
connorgrant98 24
#78's reply to #4 might clear things up
connorgrant98 24
Sorry that was supposed to show up under #49
RedPillSucks 33
hmmm, 78. i hadnt thought of doing it in THAT position. *to the lab!!*
Johnnycake23 42
Is your father Arnold Schwarzenegger?
dreamful_artist 14
What does this have to do with anything this fml is talking about...
UH60 26
#5 is probably referencing his dad's strength in regards to carrying his mother while doing the dirty. Assuming they didn't simply walk into the room naked and he was actually going at it while making his way through the house. Either way, bad joke; but to clarify for those who didn't get it.
Mechazilla2 15
I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..
thevelociraptor 31
I think OP unfortunately knows.
Hauclir 14
Can we see a video or some illustrations to more fully understand what this looked like?
ComoEsJuan 24
"She's got back spasm, son. I'm just trying to work it loose"
Welshite 40
Ah yes, the old legs 'round the waist maneuver. That's a classic, although it would have been really impressive if they were walking on all fours. I've heard The Quadruped is an excellent position.
outfielder55 17
They call that a hanging pot around.
Ducklord21 14
They just wanted your bed.
cari_cat 19
If they were gonna do it on OP's bed, then its actually a really good thing s/he was there, or s/he would never have known, and may have continued to sleep in the same sheets O_O