Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
null_fml 11
Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.
DeadMansCrack 4
yo mama's got some 'splainin to do
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (194)
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Randy: Well, y-you see, when a-when a man and a woman fall in love, the-the man puts his penis in the woman's ******. It's called lovemaking and it's part of being in love. Token: [after a long silence] And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too?
sublime93 0
Omg i love that part
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Isn't it hilarious??
cassie_gym 0
oh shit! like do u know who it was?... like your father or something? cause that would be sooo not cool! :O
emmmilyyy 0
maybe he just parked it on the street
LemonFairy 0
Hah, win. OP probably walked in on parents and once they noticed the car wasn't in the drive way they decided it would be an excuse for a good FML. Then they saw the car in the street, and posted anyway. XD
cassie_gym 0
well... lets hope so... cause that would be just ******* awkward and like how do you feel when you see that?
jessxoxo28 5
wow... that sucks... fyl
Starchild21 3
Well someone was working it with his mom, that's for sure. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
scorpioserpent 1
Whoa! I hoped you either barged back in there or waited outside to see who comes out. And have a camera ready!
dman4412 0
this reminds me of the saying, "ignorance is bliss." it couldn't have been more true in this case
Jagoda_rox69 0
You should have sat outside the bedroom door and waited for them to come out and have to exlain themselves then!!
Chad_Brisson 2
The true irony would be if your mom was borrowing the car.