Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.
DeadMansCrack 4
yo mama's got some 'splainin to do
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Comments (194)
themaintroll 0
YDI for not getting drug tested
ryansims 0
so what's your moms number apparently she's up for a good time
F___M__L 0
lol
movies12 0
Do this ask your dad. "Dad were you home last night?" and if he said yes, there you go, but if he says no, than ur screwed. Oh also if he than ask why just say " I was just wondering" cause I don't wanna get u in shit either.
LauraTheresa 0
i dont get this, anyone want to explain?
null_fml 11
Hmmm, not really.
I_am_stupid_also 6
"doing it" means *******.
Starchild21 3
That's because you have a small dick. ______________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
cs68507 0
I like how everyone says ew. Maybe the Dad wasn't doing it for the Mom anymore. If the mother isn't happy then no one is happy...
Starchild21 3
When you're able to point out anywhere in the world where I said I liked dick, then your comeback might be hilarious. Until then, wishful thinking on your part to get a girl satisfied with your pickledick ;) ________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
ac4089 0
This is what i call an fml. Just when it seems like it couldnt get any worse
gummibehrs 4
**** your dad's life and then **** your life. Although, now is the time to drop hints that you know and blackmail anything you want out of her :D And then tell anyway because she's a cheater.