Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.
DeadMansCrack 4
yo mama's got some 'splainin to do
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Comments (194)
Starchild21 3
OH SHIT BUSTED. Well hopefully your dad's car broke down and your mom was teaching him the proper use of his stick-shift. btw FIRST
wtfismyfml 0
LOL
darren824 0
im sure thats what happened
Starchild21 3
Oh God and people say I don't get hyperbole ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
indiana_gal 0
ew! scarred for life...............!!!!! and rofl #1!
jimgrant1 0
that wasnt funny at all..
Starchild21 3
Not my fault the **** up your ass is keeping you from a sense of humor. _______________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
p89hg69 0
lol, love how he keeps leaving his myspace url
i8shrooms 2
haha eww:)
AlexZB 0
woot! i moderated this, im glad this made it on
aFMLaddict 0
I Dont know why people even would vote YDI...how can he deserved this? FYL indeed..!
myfishisBOBA 0
ha. i gasped after i read this.
seanreddog 4
You slipped out of the room, your "dad" slipped out of the driveway, your real dad slipped out of your mom, your mom slipped out of consciousness. Wow, your family must use alot of soap for such dirty people. I bet you own at least three slip and slides, I sure wish I did.
haleycstar 0
LOLZ!!!!!
Br8y16 0
haha, ur mom's a ****
jjpavo 0
somone stole ur dads car or ur mom is a hoebag. i choose the second one
_anonymoose_ 0
That sucks
NobodysLover 0
yes it does ur mom needs to get her priorities straight
seanreddog 4
I'm afraid of parmesan cheese, makes me want to hide in the bathtub.
lifeisaterriblem 6
oh my god. that's freaking scary. I agree with #2 that sucks. really bad
Aniki_Sohma 20
Been there... Whatever her reasons, you need to respect your mom for making her choice. My parents cheated on each other at least 3 times before they finally divorced. Perhaps it's a good thing. It mightn't seem that way now, but maybe in time.
plexico 4
Oh, my God! Your dad's car got stolen!
redbluegreen 41
At least they're able to still enjoy each other through this tragic time. (;
the_stereotype 0
no, no, plexico, you misunderstand. i think she was trying to say that her dad drove the car into the house where her parents were doing it.
Failzoid 0
Thank you captain obvious.
cs68507 0
Ahh my favorite phrase in life!!!
null_fml 11
Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.
vb68_fml 28
Somebody borrowed it? seriously? The situation seems very clear to me...
porp1 4
ya, WTF is rite
surfgirl_777 0
ouch
Nonamerequired 0
Who sais it was replaced?
DeadMansCrack 4
yo mama's got some 'splainin to do
beautiful_mayhem 0
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brenkite 5
you forgot blerp
AndyAutopsy 11
Hm, interesting point. I never thought of that.
Pinkgal123 24
Give this person an award. Most well written article ever.
YourLifeIsntOver 0
I think it's time to leave. FYL