Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
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null_fml 11
Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.
DeadMansCrack 4
yo mama's got some 'splainin to do
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Comments (194)
Whatevers_clever 0
Maybe he parked it somewhere else so you would think they weren't home while they did the naughty.
Illumi113 0
I feel for you, but I would be a lot more sympathetic if you didn't use the euphemism "doing it". Why are people on FMLs so afraid to say what they mean. Man parts, down there, doing it - stop dancing around it and just say it out loud: Penis, genitals, *******! Go on, say it right now! It's liberating, isn't it?!
iwadasn 33
When talking about his mother having sex with someone besides his father, I don't blame him for using a euphemism. He was probably trying to forget what he just saw and he didn't want the mental picture that a stronger phrase might bring.
wordgirl 0
Shouldn't the word dad be written with quotes? :p
LeeChavez 2
It's FML. Your life was just f*cked because I said so! And what I mean is, it's FML. Not Yahoo's home page Mrs grammar patrol!
Cali_Vampire 0
What's worse is that the mom was cheating on her husban while her kids where at home
xX_INFAMY_Xx 0
w/e ive walked in on my parents plenty of times. worse i can hear them from my room
NicoleAlexandra 0
w/e? Not exactly, haha, and it's not the same because it WASN'T her dad
Roberto_66 0
Shiiiit!
Benben47 0
Well, just be glad your mom's car wasn't gone too...
nick_beresho 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Well, you've got quite the mom o_o. fyl
THATGIRL27 0
did you confront your mom?
SoccerPlaya17 0
ouch, you should tell her.
capital_seven 0
Tell her [the mother] what? "You're a cheating bitch?" I think OP should tell HIM [i.e., daddums].