Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
No time for tears
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Let me out of here
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
Compassion
Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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ChrissiPumpkin 10
Your girlfriend seems like a bitch. Tell her to go find a sweaty lumberjack, then go find a girl who actually respects you. >:T
LanaToTheTA 13
Aw u sound sweet! Lol
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brokenhelix 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Man up!
GrammaticalNazi 2
Well apparently that's tough to do if, like OP's, your balls are so small that, if split, they could cause a nuclear explosion.
kickazz16 15
Give me your 'man' card.
xJebu 8
Yea that's what I was thinking.
SpaceMan55 1
What a queen!
Keyman1212 14
Nut up or shut up.
ikickgingers 15
Two ******* in that relationship. That is kind of hot.
Bbhd05 0
21- OP's gf took it away from him when he cried during sex.
christyxbee 15
Well that's certainly worthy of a "yeah, way to show 'em!"
theten_fml 9
She probably just started that so you could give her hard rough sex after.
Shrike 24
kind of irrelevant to the thread, but fthislyfe, I read your profile and lost about 80% of my respect for you, mainly cause your bio is really unintentionally ironic and stupid. I mean, I'm an atheist myself, but at least I'm out of the stupid "angry atheist" phase. sheesh.
awagh666 14
You missed two commas, GN
Alex94xela 0
OP must be Justin Bieber then. FHL for dating Justin Bieber
Keyman1212 14
GrammaticalNazi, your sentence structure could use some work. I know you were trying exceptionally hard not to make any mistakes, but you still did.
HarveyMalone 0
Or a guy...
HarveyMalone 0
That was posted in the wrong spot! It was meant to be a response to #33...
GrammaticalNazi 2
112 - it wasn't structured in the best possible way, but that joke was not meant to be used in the way I used it, so I had to improvise (even if it's a little confusing).
EmmyBabe_fml 0
Fthislife: Take a hint from the negative votes you've got on all your comments....
Keyman1212 14
146- Use the ******* messaging service to flirt with other users! And really??? Thumbing someone up for brownie points????
AnonymousTroll 2
Chew it over with twix!
hotPinklipstick 24
OP grow a pair, she already has a pussy, she doesn't need another one.
fatgirllovesfml 0
This FML made me cry ;'(
ntherewas1 11
Best comment ever.
ericwashere 0
Start wearing old spice!!!
isitinmybedroom 11
isnt there an FML almost exactly the same?
fthislyfe 22
Sounds like my ex
indielove 13
Maybe it's him?
fthislyfe 22
No, he lives in California and is a very successful person. I don't regret it though. I didn't like his personality and his success and wealth can't change my opinion about him.
fthislyfe 22
Just calm down sweety. Take a deep breath and count to ten (Or something like that)
fthislyfe 22
I replied to another comment why is it here? sorry
phoenixslayer69 4
F your life....
DoggyDoggWorld 0
"I started crying." - Yeah OP I guess that proves her point. :P
AVainAttempt 0
Sounds like the old me. Good thing for growing up.
LanaToTheTA 13
Aw u sound sweet! Lol
theten_fml 9
Poor guy, If that were me I'd smack her with my purse!
MagicallyFat 12
There's a fine line between sensitive man and a ******* pussy. You sir have not only crossed that line but you flew over it
BjgUsername 12
Sensitive is admitting your feelings Being a pussy is crying about ur feelings
Chaos187 6
But technically if that were you, then you would be a guy and not have a purse. Just saying...
CADMAN82 1
Good job missing the joke.
ChrissiPumpkin 10
Your girlfriend seems like a bitch. Tell her to go find a sweaty lumberjack, then go find a girl who actually respects you. >:T
fthislyfe 22
4: Do you really like a man who always cries? Maybe you do. But I don't
ImaginaryFoe 1
If she doesn't want a man who cries, she shouldn't date one who does. Would you like to date someone who's trying to change who you are? OP might be "unmanly" but he deserves someone who appreciates him just as she should be with someone she respects. Relationship over. FYL
DjeePee 25
"Would you like to date someone who's trying to change who you are?" Hmm, don't we all try to change some irritating parts of our partners? I love my boyfriend, but I also have gave him a speech about how it's not good to spend all your money on toys, trying to change him into someone who can handle financial situations in a more mature and responsible way. That doesn't mean I don't respect him, on the contrary. It's ofcourse a problem if you want to change every single part of your partner's character.
fthislyfe 22
wo wo wo wo wo! Hold your horses. First of all: I didn't say I don't like an emotional guy. There is a lot of difference between someone who cries sometimes and someone who cries ALL THE TIME! Second: It's OP's fault that instead of saying: "This is how I am, if you don't like it, then I'm not the guy for you", burst into tears.
Shrike 24
this is kind of irrelevant to the thread, but fthislyfe, I read your profile and lost about 80% of my respect for you, mainly cause your bio is really unintentionally ironic and stupid. I mean, I'm an atheist myself, but at least I'm out of the retarded/intolerant/hypocritical "angry atheist" phase. grow up, sheesh.
fthislyfe 22
I think you're more like a religious person pretending to be an atheist. Stop judging people without knowing anything about them. I live in a country where religious people have made us so miserable. I don't live in a free country. If they find out I'm an atheist they would definitely kill me. No wonder why I'm complaining so much about religions. Anyway it's a personal idea and I by no means need your respect.
Shrike 24
nope, I am atheist and I come from a country where that kind of horse shit you have on your profile is used against people like you and me. christ you can't even see your own hypocrisy can you? speaking of hypocrisy: "Stop judging people without knowing anything about them." what a joke you are, and so close to being exactly the kind of subhuman scum you're complaining about. just keep your bigotry to yourself. last time I checked, this was a secular site and trolling was frowned on
fthislyfe 22
Well I don't give the slightest crap. You are free to think whatever you want. It's not gonna change anything. Oh and please, be respectful. It's the least you can do to make yourself a better person :). good luck
fthislyfe 22
I didn't insult anyone. I insulted their thoughts. And don't tell me we shouldn't insult anyone's thoughts. Hitler had his thoughts too. And he's got many followers. Does that mean I should respect his thoughts? NO!
fthislyfe 22
Well I wanted to explain that you're wrong but then I read your profile and found out you're generally violent. Calm down.
fthislyfe 22
Just calm down sweety. Take a deep breath and count to ten (Or something like that) By the way I explained some things for you. Including I didn't insult people and I insulted their thoughts. But you don't seem to understand you're just so violent.
fthislyfe 22
Actually, where I live, it's night. And hey, this website allows you to thumb up your own comments. So why not? It could be like yahoo answers where you can't do it. So don't get all mad about it :) Good day :)
Youdrongo 0
I think arguing about religion (or lack thereof) on the comments section of an FML about something completely unrelated to religion is batshit stupid. Oh, and fthislyfe, I didn't mean to thumb up your last comment. Disregard that. You're still an idiot.
docscientist 10
My girlfriend gave me a speech about being too manly and I broke down in tears. Manly tears, which swept away large objects and drowned many passers-by.
docscientist 10
Needless to say, nobody talks about my manliness anymore...out of fear of being swept away in a wet, salty death.
BellaBelle_fml 23
It's about time someone put you in your place fthislyfe.
k8izgr8_fml 0
bahaha I love fml fights
HappyCynic 0
So what exactly were you guys fighting about?
Shrike 24
well she changed her profile bio now, but it originally said "Looking forward to the day when religious people are diagnosed with a very dangerous mental illness and are taken to mental hospitals for that." now she changed it to "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." cause you know, every time most people disagree with her, it MUST be cause they're stupid and persecuting her. rofl
woodyc47 5
**** you queer!!!
docscientist 10
Or maybe what she said in her bio didn't reflect her true views and when she was called out on it, decided it was best to change it. Just a consideration.
Youdrongo 0
No. We just make assumptions! JUDGEMENT! JUDGEMENT! JUDGEMENT!
Shrike 24
191 - yeah, totally, after defending the view and all that shit above, okay then
ikickgingers 15
Norfin troll lives!!!!
GrammaticalNazi 2
Ignorance is why fthislyfe lost this fight. If it weren't for her bio, I might've been on her side.
tanneriscool 2
KaySL owned that bitch.. bravo my friend. Bravo.
SpruceDread4578 13
Lol she's from Iran...pffft so are my parents but shit...USA USA USA ALL THE WAY!
zakkyzebra 11
No one ***** with KaySL and gets away with it... X.x
texas_redneck88 10
Fthislyfe is just a damn hajeet
HushHushKeeKat 0
KaySL comes off as an annoying cuntbag.
vElectrixx 4
It seems as the girlfriend posted an FML. It goes something like this: "Today, I told my boyfriend to toughen up and be more manly. He started crying. FML." She must've felt bad obviously.
copy125 0
Why to show her how manly you really are lol.
jtsyanks 2
pussy
supertwisted 0
crying like a b*tch
qhostred 0
Are you sure you don't have a ******?
Alexunited1212 2
Yes, I am sure.
KaskStunter 4
I am afraid the FYL/YDI ratio, will make you cry some more.
rebekahah 7
Do you need a tampon?
buttercupp2137 0
I think you need one.