Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and roommate got into a fist fight over a magic trick. They ended up putting a huge hole in the wall that's going to be expensive to fix. We're renting my boss's house. FML
Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofa to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it, and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML
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Top comments
kinga08 0
I think you have more serious things to worry about than getting back a $720 deposit. You have an extremely violent boyfriend that can't control his anger. I'd be more concerned about that.
sourgirl101 29
Tick tock tick tock- Soon it will be you he comes after. Learn the signs. He obviously can't control his anger.
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Comments (208)
ceddyz17 10
wowww
mfmylifesrsly 30
wow indeed! Dude OP you should either suggest anger therapy to him or consider leaving him, if he's done that much damage he could end up hitting you next.
ceddyz17 10
someone needs a time out
Autoshot 9
You make a terrible psychologist.
W0 0
buy a punching bag :D
MissBunny25 0
I don't know why, but I get this strange feeling that OP is the one who made him mad enough to go Chuck Norris on the wall/door.
shannonreneee 11
83, totally agree. Seems a little fishy if you ask me
nutsackmuscle 0
not nearly thorough enough to be consdered the work of Chuck Norris. to be considered Chuck Norris worthy, he would've had to destroy the whole place with one round house kick.
Ospov 9
ROID RAGE!!!
kbtoyz69 9
NERD RAGE!!!
xxbreakgirlxx 0
yea I think yoou should either leave or get help :/
kyanisaurus 0
hopefully the lease is under his name!
CheckMyProfile 17
23- totally agree
PassTheDutch 0
someone needs to hire Jack Nicholson
KiddNYC1O 22
Words of wisdom, MissBunny. Haley, you make an alright therapist. =P
MissBrainDamage 0
This guy has some serious anger issues, YDI for staying with him
emsiti 6
sign him up for ufc!!
whitesox365 0
Kick him to the curb!!!!!!!
lekiat 0
what does OP mean?
blaherman 12
operating procedure.
wmertz15 0
is it possible you pissed him off?
Master_PINGAS 0
He's a wrecking machine!
golliboy 6
she kicks him to the curb, he kicks her to the afterlife
I_lost_the_game 25
Original Poster
amerwin 3
Get that dude a punching bag, or a gym membership so he can take out his aggression toward household appliances in a less expensive fashion.
hathatssofunny 0
yeah seriously. violent much? lol
ImaWiseGuy 5
if she stays with him much longer she won't have to get him a punching bag, he'll just start using her......
AsianCookie247 14
82- my thoughts exactly. she will soon be the one getting hit.
SteelCladAngel 0
she probably already is getting hit but thinks it's 'ok' because it's her bf sadly I know a couple gals who think they deserve getting the shit beat out of them for using the wrong laundry soap and crap like that it's the same old 'oh he hits me because he loves me' and 'he says he's sorry and won't do it again' stories :-/
RavenRiley007 4
cut his f****n hands off...the hell is dude's dilemma????
just_sayin_81 4
pretty much
youknowimright 5
Sounds like small person syndrome
Monkeymolli 0
anger issues much?
BayBeezy 0
just give the man some head already
BayBeezy 0
just give the man some head already!!
felipe87 2
I like the way you think
miker1000 0
127-You never know what kind of hit. It could be bruise hit or "harder" hit. She might like it!
greenlantern27 6
Someone has anger problems.
kaylanicole1255 1
And if Op doesnt get out of this relationship fast, her face may be the next thing to get hit by the bf!!
miker1000 0
127-You don't know what type of hit that could be inflicted on her. She could be tapped, bruise hit, beaten to hell hit or "harder please!!!" hit. She probably wants the latter lol
Lisimal 7
Exactly 127! She needs to get rid of that douche. No offense.
kinga08 0
I think you have more serious things to worry about than getting back a $720 deposit. You have an extremely violent boyfriend that can't control his anger. I'd be more concerned about that.
FarSide 23
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Seems like he is controlling it just fine. He has not hit the OP, who obviously is a slow, gullible, needy, codependent dupe. I see a TRO in their future.
sumguyonFML 0
they're relationship seems to be going absolutely fine. I don't know what your talking about. OP's boyfriend is just a compulsive renovator.
sumguyonFML 0
yeah I know... it's "their" I mis-clicked on this damn tiny keyboard and autocorrect screwed me as usual...
SteelCladAngel 0
sumguy... you also improperly used 'your' it should be 'you're' ;)
SteelCladAngel 0
sumguy... you also improperly used 'your' it should be 'you're' ;)
HappyCynic 0
Lmao, sumguy! "THESE DRAPES DON'T MATCH THE CARPET!! THIS SINK TOP DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH DENTS!" XD
FairyTales_fml 6
agree with 5... you have way bigger problems...
SkoalThugz 0
It only becomes a problem if his anger turns him into the Hulk
sourgirl101 29
Tick tock tick tock- Soon it will be you he comes after. Learn the signs. He obviously can't control his angry.
mk58 31
Exactly what I was thinking.
sourgirl101 29
Tick tock tick tock- Soon it will be you he comes after. Learn the signs. He obviously can't control his anger.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I agree sourgirl!
Andrea87_fml 3
he's going to beat u down one day!
Pinkanani 12
#6 is COMPLETELY right! Leave now before it's too late!
felipe87 2
and #139 is COMPLETELY hot!
kkay_soccergirl 0
my dad was like that with my mon first it was the walls then things around the house. next my mom and when I protected my mom me. but we called the cops and got him help. Please get help before it's you
PawsUp_fml 2
#217 is TOTALLY not
babyd0ll11 2
I disagree my boyfriend had anger issues like this but never once laid a hand on me. And without anger management learned how to control his rage.
breakin_benjamn 0
seems like your living with incredible hulk there!
sterlingarcher 1
love your user name!!
breakin_benjamn 0
thanx! :)
sterlingarcher 1
your welcome! breaking Benjamin is amazing! :)
Mordakai420 6
HULK SMASH!
savs11 13
Obviously he has problems. Get him some help or else instead of a wall he'll be punching you. Or just break up with him.
whitesox365 0
yeah this happened with my dad. i never thought he would lay a hand on me. it starts with little things, then upgrades to drywall and finally you. i stand by what i said. Kick him to the curb!!!!!!
poiuytjfffc 0
and make it worse
whitesox365 0
not necessarily she could move to north dakota. her boyfriend will never think to find her there! not much interesting there... theres the road to mt rushmore, farms, ground,other stuff....
hanfan79 0
Too bad Mt Rushmore is in SD, not ND.
DeadPixel4 29
#9 if she breaks up with him he will get really mad and probably hurt her or break more than just a wall...
Autoshot 9
Yea, it's safe to say your deposit is gone. Hopefully it will cover the damage he caused.