Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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magicrock 8
Well does he really love her now?
ohdearkristen 0
Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick
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Comments (244)
knzrrr 4
Im sorry. That has to suck
omgiculol 4
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Jaydee_5 8
What a douche!
notthechosen 6
Why were you dating someone who already had a girlfriend? It sucks that he would do that though; don't worry someday you will meet someone with better intentions. No need to feel bad about it virginity is highly overrated. guy want to be the "first" because they want someone who does not realize how bad they are. I hope you took proper precautions so you can move on and pretend it never happened
adrills 0
73 you are fat
2ndSucks 15
What the hell?
fenixtorador1 11
Wow. Classic asshole. Short. Simple. Sweet.
morgan320 0
But what if you remember who you gave your virginity to? Then you always know where it is, you just can't bother to go get it. Which leads to another question. If someone takes your virginity, will it be his/hers then? Like, if a guy takes your virginity, he owns it, and then he can go sell it at the markedplace.
goodgirlxgonebad 3
Well I mean you weren't even dating...
miZscrZee 0
Why did u even open ur legs for him? Did u even love him enough to give it to him, or u just wanted to lose it? Kids these days just wanna have sex for SEX. No emotion about it anymore. It's real sad. SMH. Ya both are dumb.
Linkerdoodles 15
Agreed :/ I mean I know I'm still young, but it still makes me sad
babyzann 0
Seriously, kick him in the grooin HARD!! Next find away to notify his girlfriend!