Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
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Top comments
Attacksloth 33
Clearly the most important bitch in his life.
Rinat_fml 26
How was the sex though?
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Comments (79)
nikkipettyfer 24
I'm sorry OP, I'm sure he didn't mean to offend you!
Jonkbaby 23
sex can be confusing especially early on
pattyfurg 10
Men normally feel feelings of regret and sadness straight after sex
TheSgLeader 21
Make sure you leave him like the dog he is. So he can empathize with his own dog. FYL
ColonelCusswords 24
You need some time to chill
mds9986 24
People need to stop telling the OP to immediately break up or kick them out. Any relationship mentality that is "my way or the highway" never works out. You need to compromise with each other because no couple will ever agree with everything together 100%. If one party in the relationship feel repressed the whole thing falls apart. You have to be able to talk through these things.
hailhydra 6
wtf yo calm down
oliv34 11
Maybe a girl or guy did this to you, are you still angry? do you lie awake at night and wonder what you wouldve done differently? Do you have dreams where youre back in that moment and you wish you could do this? wwaaaa!
RedPillSucks 33
*sob* yes now my rifle is trained on some people walking below the clock tower
Drnknmonkey08 12
#22 I could not agree more!!!!
MakeItStopWtf 12
I hope that's not how you live your life. You may think your hot stuff now but wait 10 years. You should reconsider your outlook on relationships. You've never had a bad day? Its called empathy, you should try it out.
Aimeejasmine 15
Do him a favour and kick him out then.
Indiantrolledd 16
If only you had a dog that loved you.
JayGatsby 25
#3, You make it sound like he cheated on her. This of course sucks for op, but not enough for her to kick him out. He might have been trying to break the awkwardness after sex, or he might be an awkward person in general.
Aimeejasmine 15
If OP lost their virginity to him then I'm going to say she knows him pretty well by this stage, if he was as awkward as you say why would OP post this? That would be extremely hurtful to the guy and publicly humiliating. Don't read too far into some things.
Morning_fml 22
you just contradicted yourself; you're actually the one over-analyzing. chill, dude.
JayGatsby 25
#59, you don't know that they know each other that well, maybe OP was peer pressured into losing her virginity early, we have no idea, so you can't make that assumption. Even if they did know each other well, what I also meant by "awkward person" is that he might not know what to say after sex (not just being awkward on conversations), after all him an OP just shared something intimate and emotional with each other, it's really hard to know what the appropriate response for the other person is. He probably just panicked and said that. Still an FYL, but no reason to kick him out.
Rinat_fml 26
How was the sex though?
Farmillionaire 8
My kinda girl right there! lol
Aimeejasmine 15
Well he cried afterwards.. What do you think
boating_guy 33
The best sex OP ever had. Also the worst sex OP has ever had.
Chibi_Hiroko 18
Also the ONLY sex OP has ever had
Ebolla_Zolla 6
Probably better if it were with you??haha that's just me trying to make a joke. Imma walk away now
Attacksloth 33
Clearly the most important bitch in his life.
TheBelt 19
I mean come on a bitch is a man's best friend.
hippodankamus 22
I mean, I guess it's nice that he cares about his dog...?
amileah13 26
Wtf? Was he expecting the first time to be spectacular? Geez
RedPillSucks 33
well, its OPs first time, but it might not be his first time.
Sqaud00 17
Atleast he's caring none the less
hailhydra 6
My thoughts exactly. First time brings out all kinds of emotions on a person especially if like the person you were with. My guess is op had an emotional moment and since he's close with his dog he kinda wanted a familiar face lol
Sparx1_1 16
uhh how old are you two?
jazz_master 3
it means he's a caring man and he'll care for you like he does his dog