Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Last dates
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Romance is dead
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
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schwancy 2
Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?
bunniex1 11
Aaarrreee weeee taaaalkiiing liiikeeee thiiis fooooor aaas reeeeaaaasssoonn
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Comments (192)
Mialani 0
daaaammmnnn, u should have bitched & pimp slapped that foo' u suuurrreee do not as hell deserve thaaat.
bunniex1 11
Aaarrreee weeee taaaalkiiing liiikeeee thiiis fooooor aaas reeeeaaaasssoonn
schwancy 2
Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?
chili10 18
don't be silly... she already had a dip shit boyfriend =)
husky88 1
how could she have, 3 years and no sex? I'm assuming she's a virgin, zero experience.
chili10 18
she was probably waiting for marriage, it's really not that uncommon. I don't see why so many people are making a big deal about that...
blankettt 0
I like to think that her prize was a wake up call and the ridding of a dip-shit boyfriend. Thats seems like the better deal, in OP's case.
DjeePee 25
Chili, I don't think she was waiting for marriage. The fml says that it was 'finally time', so I guess she wanted sex for a long, long time, instead for in her wedding night. Besides, she gave it to him, so she didn't mind. But I don't get it. OP obviously wanted sex. Why didn't they have it? Because she didn't want? - no, she's the one who couldn't wait to have sex. Because he didn't want? - maybe, but why would he then start sleeping with another woman? Didn't they discuss having sex? - maybe, but they were three years together, they must have spoken about it. But why didn't they than have sex? I don't get it, but I'm sure a lack of communication is the main problem. People dare to cheat if they don't get at home what they want, but OP wanted to give it to him. Nope, I don't get it. They only thing I certainly knows is that he's a jerk. I should give OP the huge, sharp-pointed rock from another FML.
RedPillSucks 33
He was seduced by the dark side.
triggerit 5
looks like communication is necessary only when you want to **** smbd... in other cases you may use your hands...
ShotCaller82 0
124 - I read your profile and I agree ... not
CableX17 0
I did not read 124's profile, however i did read 124's comment, and I do think it's a little ridiculous how sex obsessed everyone is. Saddening I think, what this world has come to. There used to be a time when you committed to someone before engaging in the most intimate act possible(<--referring to sex, for anyone with an IQ of watermelon or lower;P)
DjeePee 25
Yes, Cable, there was a time when people waited for sex till a marriage they were forever stuck in, but I don't remember that time being good. Not saying that hundred years ago every married couple was unhappy , but women weren't able to divorce if things didn't go well, sexuality was a taboo, it was a woman's duty to spread her legs, and a men's right to make advance of it,...etc. Not a time I'm longing for. Your comment of 'where the world has come to' is just too simple and naïve. We are animals, sex is important for us and our survival (and our pleasure). Don't deny that. And certainly don't think that things were better in the past decades, they were different, the meaning and experience of sex was different, but not better. Sex isn't everything. But it's much.
Freeze_fml 17
^ "Waaah."
jo0owe 9
#148.... perfect answer, faith in humanity +0.7
fmlbrooo 0
:O That's Cold.
Tearing 0
...did OP win?
rpvia 0
dannnng lol that's pretty messed up
Nowel 0
so who was better? ;) lol jk but seriously dump his ass if u haven't
momentum 0
this is what happens when HE gets to decide :/
Nowel 0
damn u beat me to it lol
FYLDeep 26
I'm guessing the other girl. I don't think he would have told his girlfriend that if he wanted her to stay with him.
craziieangiie06 0
what an asshole! dump his asz!
husky88 1
probably too late for that