Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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magicrock 8
Well does he really love her now?
ohdearkristen 0
Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick
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Comments (244)
darkinners 6
I'd kick in his nuts if I were you. Sorry op, this sucks. You deserve a lot better
_words_of_wisdom 4
wow kick him in the nuts really? what the hell is wrong with you? you dont kick a guy's testicles just because he was being a dick, its her fault for sleeping with him anyway. its not like he forced he to do it. jesus christ
workoutfreak 4
Lol that does suck but most girls first times are shitty from what I hear
MsSoulReaper 27
Wait.. If he/she gets a virginity does that make he/she a virgin again? Since that person "found" a be virginity to keep and own? God this conversation got me thinking lol
NullPointer 20
To people suggesting she be violent: you are idiots. It sucks what happened though... I wonder how long she was dating him though. If you're virginity means that much to you you should wait a while to make sure that he / she is the right person. Not saying that she didn't, but it doesn't sound like it.
Jeffcando 3
either he's a damn good liar or your a ****..sorry
nabesh 5
Did he gets the answer?
silhouettelove 0
Thats why you're not suppose to have sex unless you all are in a relationship and in love. Just sayin.
Rackul 10
You deserved it... You shouldnt share that with everyone because you only get one shot
ninjaCarebear 17
Does anyone notice that she gave up her virginity to a guy who has a girlfriend? I say YDI for giving it to a guy you don't know well enough.
inSayne 7
Was his name Scumbag Steve? Because he seems like the scum of the earth...