Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
magicrock 8
Well does he really love her now?
ohdearkristen 0
Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick
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Comments (244)
Glidefedt 6
If it helps, you can take mine?
youshitme 9
Ugh. What a ****! Make sure you find his girlfriend and 'make sure she still loves him' after you tell her!
atills 0
That's why I dont believe in sex before marriage. You never know when that ***** real.
vivaladino 7
YDI for sleeping with him even though he had a girlfriend.. You must not have known him long
XxDaniEmoxX 0
U prbly didnt no him very well if u dint no he has a gf
thereal501 2
My god. Please learn basic writing techniques. I'm not a grammar nazi but this made me cry.
brunette_babe1 3
ughh some men are just typical. It sickens me.
rabbittboi 18
She gave it up without knowing him. She's as much to blame as he, if she was looking for more than sex.
FlashBurn 13
Hmm... I assume your screen name means you're 16, going on 17 or so. Kids never learn... if you don't love em, don't screw em. Ran in to a lot of b's myself, still a virgin. Damn ****** just wanted to get laid.
kphippie 0
You did it to yourself I'm sorry but you knew he had a girlfriend
drooller 9
I don't know why some people are blaming op for not getting to know him, some guys are good at deceit. He could have simply hidden the fact that he had a girl from her,I mean I don't think it's really that hard(no pun intended) but anyway,I plan on waiting until I'm married, I think that's a sure way not to get into situations like these...sorry though
RedPillSucks 33
If she had taken the time to know him, she would have found out things about him. Guys just looking for sex are not good at keeping up the deceit for long. They're mostly looking for quick triumph.
alexm501 0
I take it back. You will more than likely regret having sex with someone who wasn't a boyfriend. And just somebody you felt like at the moment. It was pretty stupid. And he had a gf? Your life sucks