Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, after waking up from a bad migraine which caused my teeth to clench, I found out that I broke a molar. A dentist told me it split down to the bone, so I need root canal and an extended crown. Then they told me the tooth below had also broke and has to be pulled. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
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Failsinking 0
Sounds like you have very weak teeth to me, but I guess it depends how hard he hit you.
johan1162 3
My sister had exactly the same problem a few months ago. How could it possibly cost 900? My sister had to pay 50 and her tooth looks better than ever.
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Failsinking 0
Sounds like you have very weak teeth to me, but I guess it depends how hard he hit you.
MagneticGuitar 0
Thats what she said.
NonExistentCok 0
Dats not rlly dat much money... I spend atleast £2000 each day -.-
ArentICute 0
900$ per kiss, lady.
orange9494 0
Price of a funny fml? Priceless.
Narelon 12
If you spend 2 grand a day, you should be off giving that money to people who deserve it instead of doing whatever the **** you do with it.
johan1162 3
My sister had exactly the same problem a few months ago. How could it possibly cost 900? My sister had to pay 50 and her tooth looks better than ever.
luckyducky123 0
She might not have dental coverage or if she does, it doesn't cover the cost of crowns.
fossum 0
she lives in canada, what do you expect...
FreakenJewtastic 0
Fossum you ignorant american! Keeping in mind we can break a leg and NOT pay 1500 dollars in hospital fees, "eh"? So hows about you find a nice bridge to jump off of into oncomming traffic, then tell us Canada sucks. It's not that she cannot get proper coverage, but will not try to do so... whereas in USA 70% of claims are denied.
rolaimss 0
lmao, that happened to my bffs girlfriend
v1kt4r 13
I really hope you're a gal, and your BFF is a lesbian
dnlphm94 0
Who said guys and girls can't be lifelong friends?
v1kt4r 13
They can, am a guy and i do have a few really good female friends, i jus think a guy referring to anyone as a BFF is gay
femmeixifatality 0
Homosexual: (n) A male who refers to his best friend as "Bff", regardless of sexual preference. Seriously? When did being gay become redefined?
dnlphm94 0
^ wtf?
johan1162 3
Agreed, but, 900 for a 10 minute job? xD
niadanac1 3
Wow that just made my cringe at the thought of it happening to my tooth.
Pankreas 0
Making a dental crown isn't done in ten minutes... You have to drill down the whole tooth, take an impression of it, wait for the dental technician to make the crown, and then try to fit it on the patient's tooth. Requires at leat to visits to the dentist.
JManHobbs 0
That sucks, I got mine for free on the NHS.
catatonicsleep 17
how hard did he hit you to knock your tooth out, right out even the roots? Was it just really badly chipped? wasn't supposed to reply to anyone....
hate_my_mom 0
wow. expensive kiss, eh? ;)
dralven 0
You don't necessarily need a crown. That can be fixed without one. I had the same thing happen and didn't get a crown and you can't even tell.
9D2B 0
How great would a working healthcare system be?! But remember: keep smiling!