Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
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Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Safiya_fml 8
you didnt have sex with her after that, right?
clitoria 15
"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.
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Comments (132)
Safiya_fml 8
you didnt have sex with her after that, right?
martin8337 36
I would have went ahead and. sexed her up, at least I would have gotten some.
soullyfe 33
32: I highly doubt most people would want their first time to be break up sex.
BoundBySpace 19
He loved her.. I would of been too sad to do anything let alone have sex..
ironmany_fml 23
I would have gotten her all hot and excited.. then just about when she was about to ******, I would have gotten up, got dressed and leave.
trex454 21
hey break up sex is the best! i still would have hit it
kayj905 15
Maybe if he did it well, then she might not break up with OP...
ber4fun 23
no I think you mean make up sex.
photographer49 22
OP said "about to lose..."
im_a_black_guy 10
Exactly in the words of the lonely island,"doesn't matter, I just had sex"
Meettitan 14
Should have finished as fast as you could.
AkaPanda 12
If you go back and read you will see op is a virgin.
Senrab 15
Doesn't matter, had sex.
A07 48
Atleast now you don't have to worry about not being good the first time?
chach485 9
OP, sounds like the ideal time for surprise anal.
clitoria 15
"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.
saba_ajira 29
Its still hard to say something like that to someone you love
kirasant 19
At least she said something. That seriously sucks for OP, but it would have been way worse if she hadn't. Good luck, OP. You'll find someone else worth your affection.
3ch0_fml 6
I think that it's still better than nothing because if she had broke up just after sex he could have thought that he wasn't good enough, that's serious damage for the self esteem. But still that doesn't excuse her for being an idiot.
54754N4 14
#122 Sorry to say that nothing, is better, when you'd waste your first time on a bitch and on "break-up sex". I don't even understand the concept of it..
SkullsRules1 26
I hope you got up and left, you deserve more respect then that.
moimoimoi125_fml 11
I think it would be closer to the truth to say that he got down and left.
im_a_black_guy 10
Great lol
brandoneyez1 25
I hope you called it off. She doesn't deserve you.
ballbags 14
That's a booner killer.
lewismc1233 7
I hate booners
PainInTheAsss 16
Can't even spell it right
truckers_wife 23
did she know it was going to be your first time? that's disrespectful just in general, but your first time is supposed to be awkwardly special. why would she take that away from you?
laden_swallow09 35
Do you even understand what the word "awkward" means?
smackaroonial 20
#51 Do you?
Sansa_fml 38
That's really mean.. I'm really sorry for you.
NeyNeyDaDa 21
Better some than nothing??
photographer49 22
Better OP gets a respectful breakup. I doubt OP wanted to lose his virginity to someone so inconsiderate and rude.
ComoEsJuan 24
Right bro. Dignity doesn't matter anymore bro. Like who respects themselves bro?