Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
magicrock 8
Well does he really love her now?
ohdearkristen 0
Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick
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Comments (244)
nyxxx_fml 4
That would be why you don't sleep Around.
aFreedom127 9
I've lost my virginity at least 8 times. Guys are so gullible.
ohmandapants 17
Why are you broadcasting this? Are you that proud? You kind of sound like a *****.
fartgun 3
OH NO SOMEONE HAVING SEX?? BLASPHEMY. Please **** yourself.
nattynatters 14
34- well she is tramping around fml in a bra.
ohmandapants 17
Have sex all you want. Don't have to broadcast having had sex with 8 different guys and telling all of them you were a virgin. It doesn't make you sound good. Honestly, have some self respect. But of course, an idiot like you (36) would look at my comment as "OMGZ YOU HAVE SEX YOU'RE GOING TO HELL"
fmlallthetyme 23
44 - Apparently you're not very bright, either. She doesn't honestly believe she lost her virginity 8 times >.> hence the "guys are so gullible." She just tells some guys she is, when she isn't.
KunoKanashimi 3
I lost my virginity 0 times.
TruthBeTold36 3
Maybe it's like losing a game. Like you lost at the game of virginity.
uniongirl02 0
YDI for giving him your ******.
FozzyBear1234 4
Exactly^
maninthebox11 8
Maybe she asked for it! I don't think a guy would stop a girl from coming onto him.. So... He went with the flow!
nsnforever 2
Simply say, "Oh good, because I only did this because I wanted to know what it was like to have sex with a guy with a small penis. Now I know." (:
gpaine 0
Doesn't matter, had sex
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Still counts ;)
fenixtorador1 11
Well played sir, I see what you did there ;)
RedPillSucks 33
Really? Would you say that if someone was raped too?
grandeJ98 0
Ahaha (:
downtime 13
135 Its bad enough that people are complaining about rape jokes, you don't need to bring up the topic of rape to attempt to destroy other attempts at humour too.
phantumgrey 6
Now you don't have the pressure of worrying about your virginity now. It's free to F time this day forward
sassypants93 17
And THAT'S why there are so many STDs in this world. Thank you for your naivety.
downtime 13
166 A prudish ignorant society is the reason for that. If people were educated and everything sexual wasn't a taboo issue then you'd find there would be little problem.
DerpyHooves 0
215 Have you accounted for the stupid people? I know plenty of chicks who got the same info about sex as I did and they ended up with STDs and/or babies.
inloveee 0
kick his butt!
himoonkey 8
YDI for having sex with someone you don't love
cld_91 4
0.0
uniongirl02 0
More like O.O
himoonkey 8
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