Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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magicrock 8
Well does he really love her now?
ohdearkristen 0
Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick
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Comments (244)
wittygirl 8
There was no tell tell sign about this at all? I'm sorry but unless he's one he'll of an actor you should of seen this comming.
vashsinn 0
chop his s***off :/ this is the kind of guy that makes us all look bad :/
hateevryone 15
punch him in the balls.
jackiemuffinz 1
I'd kill him. What a dick face
gqqlmno 0
Nd thts wt u get for being a easy harlot lmafo
aligater10 7
That's horrible you deserve better than that!
bms1996 12
wow,you lost your virginity to a total dick!!
cetlawizard 15
Wow 59....how....unoriginal....if men mere actually (boar) pigs...#1: sex would last longer, #2: that would make you a (sow) pig...& #3 most women who "hate" men are usually the ones who pick jerks to be with or total butch lesbians with penis envy, or just love jumping on the "men haters" bandwagon I've met all...just curious, which are you?
cetlawizard 15
103, I think that's the most intelligent post I've ever seen from you...especially coming from a kid. No offense on the kid part, but when you get into your 40's, you realize that most people under 30 generally have the mentality of 12-15 yr olds...you'll understand when you're older is all I can say. :)
cetlawizard 15
127, sometimes even marriage isn't a sure bet, since there are guys out there who are married to more than 1 woman (in different towns/states) or like the blasphemous tool on the show "sister wives"