Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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magicrock 8
Well does he really love her now?
ohdearkristen 0
Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick
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Comments (244)
emochicksrule 1
You must feel really bad but I hope you stopped talking to him because he's an ass
kevalanwilliams 0
Well at least it was for a good cause
ElectricEffect 13
Before 17 is continued to be thumbed down, please realize he's being sarcastic. Geez, it's like it's lost on you people.
loserman67 36
I hope several things A: I hope you rocked his world and then kicked his douche bag ass to the curb. B: You NEVER let this asshole near you ever again. C: You kicked him square in the balls with all your might. and D: You out this ass turd to his girlfrend.
jizzwold 21
It's not like he is the only one at fault here. It takes two to tango.
bobbycorwen 5
A. Agreed B. Definitely C. Ouch and D. What..?
docscientist 10
A: is also a face, a sideways face...that kinda looks like a pacman.
ohmandapants 17
If OP didn't know about the girlfriend, then yes he is the only one at fault. Actually, either way he would be the one at fault. It takes two to tango yes, but HE is the one who decided to cheat on his girlfriend.
cetlawizard 15
True, but she gave it away too easily to somebody that either..1: she didn't know well enough or 2: knew well enough to know he was a tool who had a girlfriend....ie..BOTH @ fault.
thebigd44 0
Ass turd?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Why do we say someone lost their virginity when we know it can never find it again? :S
ngh 0
He is a ******* asshole
queenb1621 21
^^ agree
poemqueen 15
Wait did you know he had a girlfriend when you slept with him? If so you semi deserved it. If not that totally sucks op
nattynatters 14
I think she totally deserved it. I'm not the wait till you're married type, but I am the wait till you know them type. Most def for your first time. She obviously didn't know him.
jizzwold 21
^my opinion exactly
cgchamp89 7
Agreed. You should have sort of an idea about someone before you lose your virginity to them. That would include knowing whether or not they are single... YDI
MisterDoctor 12
I completely agree with 35. YDI.
isabelx129 0
Exactly!
LukaInTheSky 3
You so lame
Ali_From_Texas 1
Hahaha you're name.. Too great :)
bobbycorwen 5
Why did you bother writing that contraction out?
deviable 9
Because its not like he kept it a secret right?
bubo_fml 11
Lose your cherry, gain another asshole...Such is life...
brandoneyez1 25
What a stupid way to decide if he still loves her. That doesn't mean squat!
ohmandapants 17
Maybe you should choose the people you hook up with more carefully...seems like a horrible first time.
Conley78643 0
Im guessing you didnt hang out with him very long if you didnt know he had a gf. If you let him take your virginity that easily then it wasnt a big deal to you. So whats the issue? You had sex with a random guy and he turned out to be an ass. Welcome to the world of sex.
reneecooper77 0
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