Maggie
Canada
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Humble, United States
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
fedupson
Milpitas, United States
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
It's not like riding a bike
Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
badDriver
United States
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Username
United States
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
chevygirl51
United States
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
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zombicidal 11
not terrible advice
TheAznEagle 0
Well, did you listen?
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TheAznEagle 0
Well, did you listen?
Mindvirus 2
Thats amazing
chazzlerazzle 0
The best way to learn is by doing
MibInwalo 0
Challenge accepted.
gregorrok1 0
His next lesson will be stop.
pie29302930 0
Hope you learn quick.
n_epic_fail 14
Let's hope there are no bystanders close by...
Jaimegirl 7
Not as bad as when your dad is actually a drivers ed teacher who always complains about peoples driving, he gets mad at me for not approaching at a stop sign slow enough, even though I thought I approached it slow and I stopped behind the line haha
gojira666 7
Just be thankful thats not how he handled the sex talk.
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
#28 yes, just yes!
thebadmanpuntedb 7
My first driving lesson was with the whole family when my dad handed me the keys and told me try not an kill anyone.
AliCat18 12
hahaha enjoy the ride!
malnourished_pig 5
@58 you are my hero
XxDaniEmoxX 0
My dad would probably just tell me not to wreck the car. :/
StopDropNRoll 11
Op: (in his head) now I wonder what pedal makes the car go. And this stick with all the letters, what does that do. Hmm P, for power maybe.
cosmosis 12
131- everyone knows p stands for push! N is for normal and D is for drag or drift i forget which it is, and R is really fast!!
nava1210 12
135 - D is for drag btw
yaldo_fml 0
Stupid women drivers, don't know how to drive right off the bat...
zombicidal 11
not terrible advice
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Driving is easier when your parents shut up :P just be careful, use blinkers and mirrors and don't hit anything :) simple.
KrazieKleo 13
Not as simple to some people as you think. People need to learn to shoulder check before changing lanes lol. I've had close calls on my bike where people have merged into my lane without signaling or shoulder checking. And then I get the "I'm sorry didn't see you," lol
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Yeah, no one should really take my advice since I'm still a terrible driver :P but whatever
soccerguy2 11
54- why are you on the street with your bike? I dont think you would be in a bike lane if they are trying to get in your lane. Even if there isn't a sidewalk, then you should be close to the curb.
zombicidal 11
my first driving lesson my mom handed me the keys and read a book in the passenger seat. some people just learn by doing I've never had a problem with driving
jizzwold 21
63 it is actually illegal to use the side walk for a bicycle most of the time.
biasedshooter 24
Ever thought it was a "motor"bike aka motorcycle? Also its perfecty legal for bicycles to be on the sidewalk where im from.
urdirtyolduncle 15
In NY, it depends on your age; which makes sense. If you're over 18, you HAVE to ride the bike on the road.
KrazieKleo 13
Sorry should've been more clear. I ride a motorcycle:).
TheNewGuy03 29
138 -- Dude, I still think that Diddy Kong Racing is the greatest racing game ever. Video games can be harder than real life -- case in point, my friend (who would be considered an "advanced driver" by all accounts) was given Gran Turismo 5 and a steering wheel. He crashed into absolutely everything. :/ |the kid|
kittty26 3
SECOND :D!
anddaman 0
i dont see the problem
RadioOctopus 16
Thats how you learn sometimes :3
sillyciara 6
Meow
FmlSarcasm 0
Sometimes? I thought that was how people did everything. :/
rexgar2000 10
sounds about right to me
fmlluver1415 6
what's that face? it looks so wierd
Awsumuzzie 12
Says the girl with the weird face, 78.
mrosew442 10
86- rude much?
Awsumuzzie 12
107, nah, rude little.
yahoowizard 16
Going back on subject......that's hope my drivers ed teacher taught me =0
yahoowizard 16
How*
dav3800 7
"There's a pedestrian" "Go." "But the--" "Go."
Prankster7o7 5
Kinda ****** up, 86.
B0NER 2
Atleast it wasnt "dont crash"
TherealMort 0
I'm not aloud to drive because I'm a Jew:(
annienicole_11 0
Guess that makes my Dad the worst driving instructor ever.
annienicole_11 0
Oh well.
z620 0
Well if it was an automatic, that's about all there is too it.
pedosmurf 7
Did you?
summerbreeze888 10
What's with all the driving FMLs all of a sudden?!
FranzFerdinand 18
Well, whatever happens to the car or him, HDI. I hope you didn't bother trying to drive, that would've been a little dangerous. Sorry your dad isn't a very good teacher.
AliCat18 12
#9 FranzFerdinand,your 15, what would you know? my dad did the exact same to me and it was fine! as someone stated earlier, you learn by doing and I highly doubt whether her dad would of done what he did if he thought it would have put their lives in danger!
MissAnn_fml 4
Driving is always dangerous.... you gotta learn somehow.
Northpoo 6
GTFO
FranzFerdinand 18
74- Hm, not gonna argue with you, I obviously wouldn't know much on the topic. I just know that from the point of view of someone who hasn't driven before (like the OP), that'd be a pretty scary situation and I know I would probably freak out. (OP didn't seem too comfortable with the situation either.) But yeah, you're right; OP's feelings don't make her dad a bad teacher. I still say FYL though.
EvilPotato 15
Wise words.
UrLyfSuxx 0
Word
flockz 20
great outlook.
TheNewGuy03 29
Access denied. |the kid|
Badab1ng 5
What else do you do in a car besides make sweet passionate love to random hookers at drive in movies? You go! Geezus on ice skates.
sabrinaFML 0
Dude i love yur profile pic :D