Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
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Top comments
notsorandomguy 18
If he's creeped, he's a loser. If he sang along, MARRY HIM.
rubyjames 3
i want your family
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Comments (124)
Castiell_fml 0
That would be awesome
OnlyAvailableID 28
Looks like he didn't feel the love tonight. Be prepared, he might dump you soon. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's the circle of life.
EminGH 7
I'd rather have that type of family than the type that eats dinner in separate rooms.
Castiell_fml 0
Your eyebrows are magnificent.
EminGH 7
Thank you :) A real man only shaves their face, their balls, and the top of the head as my dad used to say.
Castiell_fml 0
Amen to that
Jaxx66 21
I dunno... Ball shaving seems rather dangerous! The skin seems to thin, so one mess up and you guys will have a problem.
puppypuncher 5
I believe a bit of risk will be worth silky smooth balls, 76.
crazychick1269 7
well this is a fun conversation?
loroxe 6
It was till you showed up 104.
corporatescoundr 25
Exactly what I was thinking #1!
DreBeezy 9
109- The only reason I thumbed up your comment was because of your picture.
graham11 14
104- did anyone say you could take part in this conversation? Didn't think so..
jizzwold 21
I'd rather have a family that eats in separate rooms. Seriously **** family.
Epic_Monster 2
Your pic from here looks... *ahem* interesting lol.
TheDog6 24
Free cheese? Awesome!
njgohard 16
30-I think that no love tonight would be better.
rubyjames 3
i want your family
fuzzywolf 8
I second this! Hey, lets go steal it ;D
Snafuusmc 12
I don't know your hair looks like enough fun already.
saddlebrooks 0
If he's that freaked out she should be available soon enough!
UrAverageBrat 10
You can have my family while ur at it lol
notsorandomguy 18
If he's creeped, he's a loser. If he sang along, MARRY HIM.
pinkredneck30 2
A night to remember. Can I throw some cheese too!
SkoomaKi 28
Cheese For Everyone!!!
SwaggerHaver 3
....No
JohnBoyFsYL 10
Throwing cheddar at people? That's mature...
Jaxx66 21
This comes from a 22 year old wearing a poodle and having a hair cut like Beiber... Ok that works. But cheese is the fabric of the universe. Hell! It's what the moon is made of!
A7X_LoVeee 10
There's no way that he's 22.
Manganimegrl 16
Throw the CHEEEEEEESE!!!!!!! No? Nobody gets it? Ok, but cheese is awesome, I wanna have a family like that!
BatteryAddict 11
Let's just say her family's really "cheesy". :D
GeneGenie 0
90 - What's the name of the video that's from? It is hilarious.
JohnBoyFsYL 10
81 doesn't seem to understand the joke. And yes I'm 22.
SecretMe00 5
81--- I love your cat pic. Is it a pic of yours? I have an orange tabby, they're adorable!
VoteForTaco 8
90- I get it. Asdf movie right?
Leadamp 7
Don't worry. I got the joke.
Batman_1872 20
no cheese is to good to throw away
obsydian_fml 3
Coolest family ever!
maddylovesu 5
the real question is if they liked him....
Bmac98 0
damn
kemando 22
Just another day in the animal kingdom.
crazyarsedfly 14
Haha, that's pretty cool. If he runs then you know he has no sense of humour and probably never deserved you in the first place.
nativepimp 1
They weren't being funny they were being weird...
ClassyCommando 13
Perhaps the lad is lactose intolerant...or scared of lions?
fancyclown 9
Hakuna matata.
BatteryAddict 11
Awesome!!
fancyclown 9
That it is, bro.
alissa412 33
What a wonderful phrase
Jaxx66 21
BatteryAddict, seeing your picture cannot make me help but feel as if you are not truly excited when you put exclamation points on a comment. Nonetheless it's a good picture for this site!
BatteryAddict 11
Jaxx66 - Haha! ^^ +1
jizzwold 21
There's nothing like a meerkat and a warthog singing about the importance of apathy.
palahniukpaul 6
Well if he was freaked out then are you sure you want to be with someone so lame?
cptmorgan6 8
Am I lame for being freaked out by your pic?