Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
magicrock 8
Well does he really love her now?
ohdearkristen 0
Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick
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Comments (244)
bshawndes1 0
Ouch.
cheerluv15 0
Ass whole
bobbycorwen 5
The whole ass, huh?
LukaInTheSky 3
He's wholly an ass
XxgreymoonxX 8
Ha well that was nice of him! You should tell his girlfriend what happened so she knows how he expresses his love :)
akbixler 2
I hate guys!! There pigs.
vivaladino 7
Here.. OINK OINK
RedPillSucks 33
Where pigs... At the full moon, they grow fangs and grunt at the moon.
Daydreemdie 0
Oh that's 2 bad :( but at least ur not still a vergion :)
imaninja1 9
Virgin ^^
KunoKanashimi 3
How do you misspell virgin that bad?
2ndSucks 15
Especially when it's written in the FML.
mynameispickle 0
Does he?
shadystyle 6
maybe its because after a while you can't remember who you gave it to, so its lost
SmartyPants567 5
You should tell his girlfriend how much he "loves" her.
SSgt 0
New boyfriend?
alexwarfield333 1
Excuses are like butt holes everyone has them and they stink.