Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
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Top comments
Draxanoth 15
Everyone just has that one dirty uncle!
ceilingfans 1
Unfriend him?
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Comments (80)
Draxanoth 15
Everyone just has that one dirty uncle!
indielove 13
The obvious solution would be to unfriend him unless your family has a rule about you keeping family members as friends?
SuperDanielNL 23
Why in would a family have that as a rule? Everyone is free to choose his own friends, for instance I hate my uncle's guts why would I friend him?
megzaz 10
Some parents think that if you refuse to add family it's because you've got something to hide.
SuperDanielNL 23
So what, I'd say that it's my life. Besides if you really got things to hide, why put them on facebook?
chlorinegreen 27
#12 OR you could tell your uncle it's annoying... OR you could just ignore them
lilhellian 27
My mom had a rule a were I had to add her and keep her added... She didn't say shit about privacy setting.. Just a tip for some people..
lukep135 6
Actually I'm 18 And my dad basically forced me to friend my mom or else I get the car taken away. He must think I'm up to no good as I continue to do nothing but play black ops 2
SuperDanielNL 23
If you pay for that car he can't legaly take it from you. On the other hand, if the car is his and you use it, he can make any dip-shit demand. Then again, have you got any reason not to friend your mom?
False_Stupidity 42
Hey!.. I resemble this remark!
JustAGirlOnFML 11
I don't.
winkiwinki 7
I dont
baiamare 3
Don't take it so hard, he's just being friendly
Draxanoth 15
I think wildly inappropriate is closer to the mark.
Wishez 12
I agree, sending people friend suggestions of people you meet on **** sites it incredibly friendly.
Metallica36176 16
What kind of family do you have? Friendly uncles? Riiiiiiiiiight.
poccocurantes 7
Maybe he just thinks you need to broaden your horizons. You know, get out and meet some new people, contract a few STDs. Oh the stories that man has.
MagicStallion 9
Did anyone else see the pun? "Don't take it so hard" xD
Catkam623 27
I did.
ceilingfans 1
Unfriend him?
patrickalamo 48
Or spam him back with people from the Jesus channel.
Seany_93 18
Show your mum or dad who evers brother it is and see what their reaction is lol
yup93 7
That 'block' button really comes in handy for situations like these. Family or not, that's just wrong.
tj5810 21
Most names on my block list are blood relatives. You can't pick your family!
bwzwally8 15
It's called the unfriendly or block button...
drkrissy1331 12
Block!!!!
a1f0sff 25
Time to prove to him that you can make friends on your own...
_streets_ 19
This reminds me of how people have that one relative on Facebook that comments on or likes EVERYTHING you post.
Sandsh8rk 36
Maybe he's hinting that you are missing out on the action?