Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned my ex-girlfriend has been going around to all of my friends and telling them that I wanted to fuck dead people. No wonder nobody has been talking to me for the past 3 months. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I learned that my "friend" told my other friends that I was homophobic, sexist, and racist. None of that is true and she's just trying to turn everyone against me for no reason. She has also apparently been talking BS behind my back. Worst part is I did nothing to her. I don't know what to do now. FML
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
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trolololololol92 0
Spread stuff about her, this is war!
dissdawg 5
I'm assuming this was a bad breakup
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Comments (125)
trolololololol92 0
Spread stuff about her, this is war!
NokeyPlc 1
Or in some way take this to an authority due to slander.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Yeah, spread rumors about how she's a gossiping hoe that talks behind people's backs... Oh, wait...
RaquelW 7
they already know her as the girl that used to date that racist pervert.
trolololololol92 0
Yes 45 thats pretty much what i was getting at, id get her right back or tell everybody she's lying. Either way, spreading rumors would be more fun.
aaahhhfire21 0
Don't worry we all like to paint our dicks orange and try to **** a rabbit after the kkk parties are done
chemchic 7
This would've been a much better first comment. ha!
bubbleslovescats 1
All is fair in love and war.
j_cat187 20
Or you could give her aids via pushpin.
VoteForTaco 8
Kill that ho
tem1997 0
And this is obviously now war!
dissdawg 5
I'm assuming this was a bad breakup
ryanmoneybags 4
Well, she dated you. So that makes her an animal.
Axipiter 24
Or a vegetable?
staymintyfresh 13
Well I assume most people won't believe her
doctorhook86 25
In the world of rumors, that's a foolish thing to assume
Keevarou 17
4, people believe the strangest things sometimes >.< In the world of rumors, everything goes and is a fact until proven otherwise.. But OP, people will find out the truth sooner or later ^^ So what if you are a zoophile? There are worse things anyway.. ^^ People need to be more open
laden_swallow09 35
Open? To what, donkey shows?
drdraaman 0
We all know what happens when we assume. It makes an ASS outta U and ME.
studdmuffin1990 7
Wow! Time for a new GF man. I wouldn't even do that to someone I didn't like!
un1corns 15
She's already his ex..
studdmuffin1990 7
Wow... Shame on me for misreading lol sorry I was busy but wanted to comment and was rushing. Learned my lesson haha
Duotrain 6
Your ex-girlfriend is a nutcase. FYL.
mpsteve137 15
Tell the world she has a dick
redwednesday 11
LOL that's what I'd do. but it might spread even more rumors about him. considering he did date her.
bjulie1998 5
So he wants everyone to know he dated a girl with a dick? That's good for his image.
xCrazyMexican 4
He could claim that he just found out n there's another reason to dump dat bitch!!
crazy4uboi 6
And that proves what? He would just be getting down to her level which is very low to say the least.
cheetahbaby96 8
I like your style!
iamBrody 1
It sounds like she didn't get the memo: she's not in high school anymore.
silvercamaro 22
Ill probably get thumbed down since I'm in high school, but your right I hate when you have really immature breakups. if your dumped you just have to deal with it and move on don't go out of your way to put your ex down
iamBrody 1
I too am still in high school. I've suffered at the hands of immature breakups :(
pattipan 7
I think we have all suffered from immature breakups at one point or another. When I was in high school the grapevine reported back to me that according to my ex, I was the town *****. This was big news to me, since I was a virgin at the time.
stormdude11 3
High school never ends...
AnyaS 19
Props to her for creativity?
123ev456 5
I know what plants like / plants like / plants like me
puppytaco64 8
Plushophelia? I'm sure it's not spelt right
Grimmerie 31
Zoophilia and phytophilia actually.
False_Stupidity 42
Lol, plushophelia sound like someone with a fetish for stuffed toys.