Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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dg72592_fml 0
"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.
acc093 0
try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...
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Comments (109)
HoushDey84 0
I... never knew females came :s ....you ain't doin it right...
ellameno 2
Really people. Faking it isn't the decent, polite, caring thing to do. It's lying. And it's doing a huge disservice to yourself and your lover.
Brittanyy 0
You should have made her get on top. Make her do all the work and then sigh at how bored you are.
TEAZO 0
well then spice it up! bring in the toys or other people lmao
Miru_fml 0
Maybe you guys were in the same position for too long?
The_Man_fml 0
I hope you atleast finished yourself. Its a race to get off and, I know I like to win everytime. Tell her to shut up she can play solataire in a bit because your leaveing after.
jjjlc6173 0
a boardgame rather than sex? really were you that bad?
Kyothine 0
#4, if you were trying to be clever, **** off.
choppedNskrewed 0
haha #4 thts pretty ****** man ... u either suck in bed, or shes an idiot
popcorn_chicken 0
"I thought she was getting really hot and ready to cum" Wait im confused.