Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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dg72592_fml 0
"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.
acc093 0
try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...
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dg72592_fml 0
"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.
ryguy997 0
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cum means ejaculate so only boys can. are you drunk, op?? i don't think girls have sperm.
tigerpeach05 0
Actually, women can ejaculate. So therefore, females can indeed cum. http://www.selfgrowth.com/articles/Lawless1.html
mypod66 0
it's called squirting
iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3
nice one bro :p
Migor 0
LMAO so basically you kinda sucks in bed....... Time to read the kamasutra
bloppyblue 0
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"..she was getting hot and about to cum.." I... never knew females came :s
jorgasm 0
What game? If it was Scrabble or Trouble, then she isn't such a bad girlfriend.
greenrapsody 0
what kind of girl dislikes sex THAT MUCH? and she sounds pretty shitty in bed, if the only change in her is her sighing, which can be mistaken by a moan. does she just lie there silent? get a new gf
lolol182 4
you suck lets go play monopoly also 4, you're a moron
teardrop_fml 0
wow... she didn't even care enough to fake it :S ouch...
RNCftw 0
LOL @ #5
cuttybuddy 0
Stratego, ftw.
acc093 0
try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...