Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
dg72592_fml 0
"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.
acc093 0
try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (109)
MACthizz 0
are you sure you werent giving your boyfriend a bad ********
faygo19 0
There is nothing you can do for a small penis sorry buy a toy for her
cvc7chris 0
i feel sory for u
OhNoUDidnt 0
#23-best comment. :-)
glass_doll83 0
that sucks she should have atleast first tried to direct you to what woulds turn her on. she cant think a guy is a mind reader.
jSOPURE 3
Consider it constructive criticism. :)
swannygirl 0
What a bitch, she needs to learn to censor herself. #4 You are a moron.
jesseheath 0
shes a ****. you should watch more ****.
effevery1slife 0
i like monopoly... that at least lasts a while... OWNED!
j2kenned 0
you probably suck at sex and have a bitch for a girlfriend. if things were equal, a girl would cum every time a guy did. its not really fair that sex is "over" when a guy cums. if your not paying attention to her or if she hasnt cum for a while, she'll get mad. she should tell you about it though before youre right in the middle of it