Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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dg72592_fml 0
"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.
acc093 0
try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...
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Comments (109)
greedy_dead_soul 0
@ #4, I really hope you were kidding with that comment, esp. after looking at your profile. Anyway, I agree, your life is ******.
MCart_fml 0
LOL right on #26. #11 has a great point too, gotta warm her up first or the sex won't be good.
hellokittylol 0
holy crap that sucks try kama =) it works or have in other places like trhe bathroom or something and new positions XD guaranteed
stephfml 0
i actually feel the need to educate #4 on sex if he or she doesnt know that girls come haha
marsh_fml 0
I don't agree, #47. Just because there's a general consensus that the average length of sex lasts a sad, sad 7 minutes doesn't really mean that the maximum without pain should be a rough 20. It depends a lot on foreplay which should ideally last 20 minutes in itself. With proper arousal and everything being set up right, sex should have no problem lasting 30 minutes; an hour; hell, even two hours, and I know it can be done. Besides, the woman generally lasts longer than the man, anyway.
stephy_babyy 4
thats ****** up. get a new girlfriend? :]
Amydoll 0
I agree with iamgirl.
dubeof2008 0
that sux atleast my gf moans and means it!!
lesigh 0
screw that, flip her over and stick it in the other one. That'll stop her sighing.
RunZoneFive 0
Dude, thats harsh. I hope she has other qualities about her that mean a lot to you otherwise I'd say you can do better