Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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Top comments
JenDanielle917 13
Guys want sex with a girl, not Darth Vader.
TylerOMFG 7
Lol. Isn't it usually the guy getting steamy with it?
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Comments (158)
saIty 17
Doesn't matter had sex?
Swagmaster7 0
Dosn't matter had sex?
TylerOMFG 7
Lol. Isn't it usually the guy getting steamy with it?
batummshakalaka 1
Girls can get steamy too. Well maybe your girls have never gotten steamy. But that sounds like a personal problem. All the good ones get steamy. It's not about being a man or woman. Sooooooo...
TylerOMFG 7
I was merely suggesting my thought, no need to bash me on it.
unitedfan11 0
Looks like 11 took the comment personally hahaha.
batummshakalaka 1
No bashing here. Just like you, I was merely suggesting my thought. Right? Forgive me? ;)
batummshakalaka 1
16- yes. Yes I did.
Jonkbaby 23
take a dump in his drawers
tjv3 10
Wow that sucks. What a boring lay
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Sometimes the girl moaning can be hot. Who the heck wants it silent?!
masaha11 0
Depends where you are
NoWayLady 13
Did you win gold?
curet118 0
You mean white
hemings91 0
^ wut?
kateheartswaffle 0
White = ?
BostonBruinsFan 8
Cum:Sperm:Or "White Sticky Stuff"
cayytee 0
hahahaha
PurpleMyth 28
White=cum
laladd123 11
At least it shows you've got good stamina
Ciraxas 7
What? No it doesn't.
TheFunnyzach 3
You a foo'
JenDanielle917 13
Guys want sex with a girl, not Darth Vader.
Michaelmann_fml 3
I couldn't help but laugh at this comment, thank you for making my day lol.
batummshakalaka 1
Women want sex with a guy who will make them sound like Darth Vader.
linkinpark98 24
12 - Lmao. Surprisingly, you are very correct.
Yak99 0
.........come on i cant be the only one here who would rather have sex with darth vader
ShansAl 21
Just don't remove the helmet
djohnson0891 0
Ahahahha to funny
Jonkbaby 23
is that a euphamism for condom
tellithowitis 13
Jonkbaby you have the absolute WORST comments...
Jonkbaby 23
I think birth control is important and essential, how can you not like that?
shadexilmaendu 4
If a guys doing his job right the girl should not be quiet. o.o
Kamiel_fml 0
Lmao
BostonBruinsFan 8
Let's test that Theory, 75. Jk
thatsvintage 6
Breathe*
drinkPINK 4
That's how OP spelled it..?
teamsleep2212 0
What a fag
periwinkle95 10
It bugs me so much when a comment is a moderated. It makes me even more anxious to see it!
Suchagoonnn 4
I moan pretty hard too when I run marathons.
Jonkbaby 23
I usually come near the halfway point, leaving the Marathon somewhat disappointed
DrJesse 10
I've been to a gas station called marathon before.
Birdie_Sage 0
Can you calm down? We're running a marathon, not having sex. Eheheh~
sullysair123 19
I've been to a marathon before. It had great French fries...
iloveweed69 7
what a douche :/
capnbzarr 43
I agree. Sweaty, panting, moaning sex is the hottest kind of sex. OP should find a dude who appreciates her enthusiasm, and her dude should find a girl who will just lie there like a dead fish.